My tiny dick is smaller than my balls!
Here is another one...
Pretty small, huh?
My name is TP, which stands for both Tiny Prick and Toilet paper. Also known as Mr. TinyPrick...Fatty McDickless...Tiny...and the portly pindicked piggy & pathetic piece of property of Lady Madeline. At barely an inch soft, and not quite four inches hard, Tiny's dick is pretty damn small.