Animal Rights Petitions week of 7.4.16

Here are some more animal rights petitions TP signed recently. Please take a moment to add your name as well. It can't only help, and it would make the animals and Lady Madeline happy.

1. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/119/507/300/san-antonio-zoo-free-lucky-the-elephant/#sign
2. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/917/589/951/save-the-remaining-bomb-sniffing-dogs-from-the-clutches-of-eastern-securities/
3. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/471/427/050/stop-the-beagle-puppy-animal-testing-farm/#sign
4. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/476/973/514/ensure-tighter-controls-on-illegal-fox-cub-cubbing/
5. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/133/674/391/stop-nicotine-experiments-on-animals/#sign
6. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/149/044/734/deny-lucy-the-elephant-home-the-valley-zoo-a-new-zoo-permit./
7. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/373/868/100/help-ban-bullfighting-in-the-balearics/#sign
8. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/703/775/553/stop-the-atrocities-at-the-baby-monkey-lab-at-the-university-of-washington-and-shut-it-down-for-good/#sign
9. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/606/715/001/federal-ban-on-steel-jaw-body-gripping-traps/#sign
10. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/727/928/285/

Animal Rights Petitions week of June 5th

These are the petitions TP signed this week for his Mistress. Please take a few seconds and sign them too. It would make the animals, and my Mistress, very happy!

1. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/471/427/050/stop-the-beagle-puppy-animal-testing-farm/
2. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/220/799/666/
3. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/436/968/714/stop-procter-gamble-from-testing-on-animals/
4. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/321/185/271/congress-support-the-amendment-to-bill-banning-taxes-used-for-horse-slaughterhouse-inspections/
5. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/885/601/454/
6. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/244/865/976/
7. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/219/918/927/stop-chick-grinding-in-the-u.s./
8. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/986/989/169/save-tigers-from-thai-temple-where-40-dead-tiger-cubs-were-found-in-a-freezer/

Animal Rights Petitions week of 5.8.16

These are the most recent animal rights related petitions TP has signed for his Mistress. If you are reading this, please take a moment to sign them yourself. It doesn't take long, and can be a help to those animals that need it.

1. https://community.sumofus.org/petitions/the-olive-garden-pays-its-workers-peanuts-and-sells-seafood-peeled-by-slaves/?akid=19154.4294648.fpoGNG&bucket=19154&rd=1&source=fwd&t=1
2. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/172/746/194/stop-using-rabbits-and-sheep-for-emergency-medicine-training/
3. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/927/184/231/tell-simons-foundation-to-stop-funding-cruel-monkey-%E2%80%9Cautism%E2%80%9D-experiments/
4. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/471/427/050/stop-the-beagle-puppy-animal-testing-farm/
5. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/490/298/013/demand-%22beasts-of-burden%22-receive-better-treatment/
6. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/511/675/536/please-urge-hormel-to-stop-buying-pork-from-pig-torturing-supplier-qpp/
7. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/815/945/903/save-the-pack-animals-at-havasu-falls./
8. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/309/500/762/uk-prevent-antibiotic-apocalypse-ban-overuse-in-farming/
9. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/133/084/963/
10. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/185/307/850/implement-enforce-animal-cruelty-registry-in-north-carolina/
11. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/660/883/326/chicks-dyed-and-sold-in-plastic-bags-as-toys-on-thai-island-koh-lanta/

Animal Rights Petitions

One of TP's tasks assigned by Lady Madeline is to sign petitions for animal rights. TP is going to start posting them on the blog, so hopefully you can sign them too. Please do... it would make TP's Mistress very happy, and it's good for our animal friends too!

Animals Petitions signed the week of 4.24.16

• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/379/280/027/yorkshire-say-no-to-beagle-research-farm/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/174/778/148/urge-the-australian-government-to-ban-scientific-research-experiments-on-dogs/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/830/937/144/university-of-houston-stop-using-live-animals-in-your-school-labs/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/471/427/050/stop-the-beagle-puppy-animal-testing-farm/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/436/968/714/stop-procter-gamble-from-testing-on-animals/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/887/398/274/congress-pass-the-humane-cosmetics-act/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/382/stop-animal-testing---loreal/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/571/406/014/stop-funding-animal-experiments/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/379/240/751/demand-that-sexual-lubricant-testing-on-animals-should-cease./
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/795/855/613/close-msd-animal-health-laboratories-for-extreme-animal-exploitation/

Petitions signed the week of 4.10.16

• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/382/stop-animal-testing---loreal/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/703/775/553/stop-the-atrocities-at-the-baby-monkey-lab-at-the-university-of-washington-and-shut-it-down-for-good/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/887/398/274/congress-pass-the-humane-cosmetics-act/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/471/427/050/stop-the-beagle-puppy-animal-testing-farm/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/680/025/780/end-funding-for-ptsd-research-on-animals/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/133/674/391/stop-nicotine-experiments-on-animals/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/830/937/144/university-of-houston-stop-using-live-animals-in-your-school-labs/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/454/437/015/urge-the-new-york-blood-center-not-to-abandon-66-chimpanzees-it-used-in-experiments-for-30-years/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/449/918/306/demand-an-end-to-cruel-and-unnecessary-experiments-on-pigs-in-new-zealand/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/149/044/734/deny-lucy-the-elephant-home-the-valley-zoo-a-new-zoo-permit./
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/564/249/621/retire-pawan-kali/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/511/675/536/please-urge-hormel-to-stop-buying-pork-from-pig-torturing-supplier-qpp/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/637/750/021/indiana-require-all-dogs-and-cats-sold-in-pet-stores-to-come-from-local-shelters-and-rescue-groups/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/619/478/643/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/226/250/011/justice-for-baby-bulldog/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/867/724/824/ask-amazon-to-stop-selling-traps-used-to-capture-and-torture-animals/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/381/257/671/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/204/651/055/justice-for-spike-the-friendly-dog-fire-nypd-policeman-who-shot-him-for-no-reason./
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/691/898/208/lions-and-bears-starving-in-tiny-cages-in-armenias-worst-zoo/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/459/872/923/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/321/370/512/stop-british-labs-from-experimenting-on-horses/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/743/383/173/stop-torture-on-and-exploitation-of-50-year-old-biggest-usker-of-kerala-ramachandran/

Diarrhea Public Humiliation...It's Coming Out!

Lady Madeline wanted TP to humiliate himself in public today, so she instructed TP to do the "diarrhea thing". That is when TP asks a stranger to point out the nearest bathroom, but in a very urgent and embarrassing way. TP is to  look desperate, act like he is trying to hold it in, and declare that he has very bad diarrhea that is "coming out". Mistress wants TP to awkwardly offer more information than necessary and to look very stupid as he does this. So TP did this today at a pet store. TP was recording a video as he went up to a cute girl, and this is the result. You can't really see anything because TP had his phone by his side, but you can hear the conversation.

You can probably hear TP asking about the bathroom and saying the diarrhea is coming out. TP said that a few times, and every time he did the girl gave him a really weird look. She thought TP was a freak! But she did tell TP where the bathroom was, and the code to get in, before he ran off. She really thought TP was a weirdo.

Later when TP came out of the bathroom he saw the same girl talking to two other workers, a guy and a girl. TP stood out of their site in the aisle across from them to try and hear what they were talking about. The guy left, and gave TP a strange look as he passed him. This left the two girls to talk. TP could not hear exactly what they said, but he heard a lot of giggling and then really loud laughter.

TP did his shopping, then walked passed them as he was leaving the store, and got more strange looks from them. He looked back as he went to make his purchase, and they were still staring at TP from across the store like he was a crazy person. They watched TP all the way up to the cash register and then out of the front door.

It was clear that they were talking about, and laughing at TP, and every worker in the store probably now knows about the weird guy that told her he almost shit his pants.

Lady Madeline found this to be very funny.

Smacking my Genitals with a Shoe

Mistress wants TP to hurt his genitals once a week, and wanted to see a video. So here it is... TP smacking his cock and balls with an old shoe for Lady Madeline.

Clit Dicks Pee on Their Balls

It's been a couple years since Lady Madeline ordered TP to sit when he pees, and now it seems so normal. It makes sense really. TP's dick is more like a clit than a penis. Only men stand to pee, and men don't have clits. So sitting really is natural when your dick is tiny.

A nice benefit of sitting to pee is it's a reminder of my amazing Mistress. Every time TP turns around and lowers himself onto a toilet he remembers that it is because Lady Madeline told him to. TP thinks about his Mistress a lot anyway, but little reminders are nice.

But, even sitting to pee doesn't work perfectly. For example, a week or so ago TP went to use the bathroom after waking up, and while half asleep sitting on the toilet TP felt something weird. TP felt wetness on his balls. TP was pissing on his own balls! How sad is that? Even sitting down to pee doesn't work with a pathetic excuse for a penis like the one TP has.

TP has heard that joke before... a dick so small you pee on your balls... but it really happens to him. And as you can see by this picture of what his little dick looks like when he is sitting, it is easy to do. TP's balls stuck out a lot farther then his dick does. It's amazing TP doesn't pee on his balls more often. How sad.

Study Says BDSM Correlated With Better Mental Health, Lady Madeline Says TP Is Still Crazy

Well it looks like all us kinky people are not so nuts after all. According to a recent study, people into BDSM are more mentally healthy than people into vanilla sex. Well, my Mistress still says TP is crazy. And she has to be right. Why else would TP enjoy getting pissed on and having his balls smacked? Anyway... all the rest of you BDSM freaks appear to be sane.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/05/bdsm-better-mental-health-study_n_3390676.html?utm_hp_ref=tw

10 Amazing Years Serving Lady Madeline

Ten years ago today TP's life changed forever. On this date in 2003, TP had his very first session with Lady Madeline. Can you believe that? Ten years! TP would have never thought that session would lead to anything more than a fun and frightening hour, but here we are. Getting to serve Lady Madeline has been one of the most amazing experiences of TP's life.

Ten years ago TP was still new to San Francisco. TP had also decided he was done with BDSM. TP still felt submissive, and was a pervy little freak, but thought he shouldn't be sessioning anymore for some reason. Maybe it was the old catholic guilt. But as a new resident of the city it couldn't hurt to check out the local Dommes' websites... right? Well one website caught TP's attention, and TP kept going back and back and back until one day TP broke down and scheduled a session. It was the best decision TP ever made.

It's hard to believe that session was ten years ago. TP still remembers how amazing Lady Madeline looked when she opened the door to greet a very nervous loser with a little dick.

That session led to another, and then another, and then a shopping trip to Victoria's Secret... and soon Lady Madeline was controlling all of TP's orgasms. Then she allowed TP to be her delivery boy, bringing her breakfast on Saturday mornings. Eventually she let TP inside her apartment and gave TP chores to do... dishes, and sweeping and stuff like that.

Then she gave TP a collar.

TP was so happy. TP had not only become the property of an amazing Domme, but he was able to live out all the kinky fantasies he had in his perverted head.

But the main thing was getting to know Lady Madeline as a person. She is so smart and talented and TP considers her a friend. A friend that just happens to also own him!

After a couple years of serving as Lady Madeline's houseboy, life took TP back to Chicago. TP was heartbroken to leave his Mistress, but had no choice. So TP stopped serving for a couple years. We stayed in touch with emails every so often, but it wasn't the same.

Eventually TP got the BDSM bug again, and called a phone line Domme. It was fun, but TP missed his old Mistress. That phone Domme had some humiliating pictures of TP on her website, so TP decided to email Lady Madeline to show her. TP thought she would find it funny, but secretly TP wanted to admit to her that he had called another Domme. TP felt guilty, even though Lady Madeline did not do phone sessions. TP always felt loyal to Lady Madeline.

And then an email came from Lady Madeline suggesting what TP had been hoping for... she wanted to play again! She wanted me to serve long distance! She was semi-retired and missed having a pathetic slut to humiliate and suggested we start up again. TP had never been happier!

And here we are... after taking a break for a couple years, TP is still loyal to his amazing and beautiful owner. TP hopes to serve Lady Madeline forever, but even if for some reason the BDSM part stops someday, he knows he has a friend for life. A friend that pees on him, but a friend non the less.

Happy anniversary, Mistress.

Smashing My Junk with a Toilet Seat

Lady Madeline likes for TP to feel pain when she has to suffer, and since she had bad cramps recently she decided TP needed to feel some pain in his cock and balls. So TP dropped a toilet seat on them.

And yes, that is an erection. Seriously.

Slave Memories: Bed-rest Ballbusting

Back when TP served as houseboy to Lady Madeline he had regular chores he had to complete each time he came over... clean the litter box, do the dishes, take out the garbage, sweep the floor... but every so often Mistress would have something else that needed to be done. One day Mistress wanted TP to straighten up her bedroom, including the BDSM toys she had lying around. But Mistress had recently twisted her knee, and was stuck in bed. She couldn't really put weight on her leg, so she was ordering TP around from her bed and telling him where things went.

The last thing TP had to put away was a box of rubber medical gloves. But Mistress did not tell TP where to put them away. Instead she told TP to bring them to her.

Usually when TP served as houseboy he only wore two things... his collar, and a pair of panties. But this particular day TP did not have any panties to wear. This meant TP was naked, and his pathetic tiny penis was exposed for Lady Madeline to see. But it also meant his balls were exposed. Maybe this is what inspired Lady Madeline to have TP bring her the box of rubber gloves, because as soon as she had them she put them on and grabbed TP by the nuts. Mistress was not going to touch TP's disgusting genitals with her bare hands, especially since she could not easily walk to the bathroom to wash her hands.

Now Lady Madeline was stuck in bed, so TP could have moved away and been safe, but she ordered TP to stay close to her. And that's when it started. Her hand came down hard on TP's exposed balls as she slapped them really hard. TP stumbled over a bit, but did not move away. TP knew he better not try to get out of her reach or she would be really mad, but he also knew that his nuts were in for some abuse.

Lady Madeline laughed after that first slap, and then kept on hitting TP's balls. She slapped them, grabbed them, squeezed them, and slapped them some more.... laughing the entire time.

Then Lady Madeline formed a fist, and brought that fist up into TP's sore balls really hard. TP stumbled backwards and doubled over in pain, but stayed standing. Barely. TP felt like he was going to vomit. His balls hurt so bad from that uppercut blow from his Mistress's fist.

TP looked over at Lady Madeline, and she sternly told him to get back over there within reach. TP slowly made it back over to the bed of his Mistress, and she punched him in the nuts again. TP didn't have time to fall over after this punch, because Lady Madeline quickly slapped him a few more times. TP's nuts had never been that sore before.

But then Lady Madeline was done. She handed took off the gloves and told TP to throw them away. She then instructed TP to get dressed and gather the garbage to take out as he left. TP's chores were done for the day, and TP was leaving his wonderful Mistress... taking his sore balls with him.

Chat with Mistress and Public Humiliation..."I Have Diarrhea!"

It's rare when TP's schedule and Lady Madeline's schedule allow us to spend a lot of time texting or chatting,  but one day last week TP got lucky and was able to interact with his amazing Mistress all day. And of course that mean TP had to humiliate himself in public.

Mistress said she was kind of bored with TP pissing his pants in public, and she had a new idea. She told TP she was laughing as she texted TP about it, and was laughing as she emailed TP the instructions. TP hadn't even done it yet and she was laughing! TP was nervous, and had no idea what to expect.

Mistress wanted TP to go out in public and run up to people desperately tell them "I HAVE REALLY BAD DIARRHEA!!! WHERE IS THE NEAREST BATHROOM??!!"... all while clutching my butt. This was going to be interesting.

TP's first target was a mail lady on her route. Mistress wanted to hear what was going on, so TP set his phone to record video, but didn't make it obvious. Mistress would be able to hear, but not see much. So TP runs up to the mail lady yelling about his diarrhea, and she laughs right at TP while giving him a side-eye look. She thought TP was a freak, but she pointed out the nearest restaurant with a bathroom so TP thanked her and scooted off.

Then TP saw a nail salon worker on a smoke break, so TP did the same thing. She did not laugh, but looked at TP like he was a weirdo. She popped her head into the nail salon and asked the boss of TP could use the bathroom, but she said no... so TP scooted off again.

TP got pretty good audio of both times, and Lady Madeline thought it was hilarious! TP loves making her laugh.

Later that day TP did it two more times in small stores. The first lady seemed weirded out by TP and said there was a KFC across the street with a bathroom. The second one seemed concerned for me, and offered to ask her manager if TP could use the employee bathroom. TP thanked her but yelled out "I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WAIT... GOTTA GO!!" and ran out of the store.

Mistress was very amused.

Later that night TP was lucky enough to have a nice chat on the phone with Lady Madeline. Mistress and TP talked about a lot of things... she has a friend that reads this blog and think's TP's baby dick is ridiculous... her well hung boyfriend (with a 9 inch dick) thinks TP is crazy for humiliating himself... Mistress asked if sitting to pee seemed normal to TP now (it does)... and she told TP a story about a friend that met a great guy on a dating site only to be disappointed when she found out the guy had a tiny penis. Her friend dumped the guy, of course.

Mistress had TP tie his little cock and balls up really tight and slap them. TP kept slapping and slapping and slapping, and realized Mistress did not tell him how many times or for how long to slap them. So TP kept going, waiting for her instruction. TP started to think she wasn't going to anything, but didn't want to stop without permission. TP did not know what to do. He wasn't even sure if she was still on the phone. Eventually TP gave up and asked her if he could stop slapping his balls. She said yes, and that she wanted to see how long TP would keep going. TP told her he had figured she was testing him and decided if he never asked to stop he would still be slapping his balls today.

Then Mistress told TP to spit on his little tiny dick, but TP kept missing. TP's big fat belly was in the way, and his dick was such a small target. Mistress was disgusted at the thought of a man so fat that he couldn't even see his dick to spit on it.

It was almost time to end the call, and Mistress said since TP had amused her with the diarrhea public humiliation, she would allow TP to release, but he had to do it while humping his pillow. She told TP she was going to hang up but text him when she wanted him to cum. So TP humped and humped and humped until his phone buzzed. She had texted "now!" and TP came all over his pillow. It was everywhere, on his belly and all over the pillow case. TP laid there totally spent, speechless and weak. It was an incredibly intense release. Mistress texted back again a few minutes later asking if he did it, and TP wrote back apologizing for not letting her know that he did, but it was only because he was weak from the intensity of the release. The TP licked it all of the pillow case.

TP loves talking to his Mistress and wishes he could do it more often. He still gets nervous when he is about to hear her voice. It is such an honor to serve her and be able to amuse her. TP wishes he could talk to her every day.

TP the Twitter Slut

TP has a confession to make. TP is a slut on twitter. It is so pathetic, but TP loves attention, and TP gets it on twitter. As a result TP is a flirt. Probably too much, and he hopes it doesn't upset and disrespect his Mistress, Lady Madeline.

Twitter has been great for TP. TP really feels like he belongs there, and gets to be himself. Meaning, TP gets to be open about his kinks and fetishes. For some reason it seems to be accepted there. Or if it's not, people simply unfollow. There is a great BDSM community on twitter, and TP fits right in. TP has met male and female subs, male doms, porn stars, Dommes, and Dommes that are porn stars. There are even a lot of kink friendly vanilla women that talk to TP.... they even tease TP about his small penis!

TP does get a lot of SPH on twitter. It's really surprising how much it happens. In the real world showing people your dick gets you thrown in jail. On twitter when TP tweets a dick pic, if he isn't too weird about it, he gets teased. It's a lot of fun. But that's when TP struggles with the fun going too far. Lady Madeline is my Mistress. TP has served her for almost 10 years now. 10 years! So how is TP supposed to react to other Dommes teasing him on twitter? There is a fine line between some SPH and becoming a full on attention whore that disrespects his Mistress. The last thing TP would ever want to do is disrespect Lady Madeline. But where is that line crossed? Is starring a Domme's tweet too much? Is retweeting a Domme too much? Is complimenting her too much?

TP probably flirts too much, but he doesn't think it crosses the line with the women he flirts with. Part of the reason has to be because of Lady Madeline's training. She has made TP into a much better slave than he ever thought he could be, and even when he does flirt TP still has manners and shows respect to the Dommes on twitter.

Also, TP makes it clear that he is very loyal to Lady Madeline. He is not trying to be the slave of every Domme on twitter. TP tries to just have fun with it, and they must not mind because a lot of Dommes tease him. TP does his best to not be a pest, a nuisance, or annoying in any way. It must be working because the twitter Dommes don't seem to be annoyed with me...yet. TP is as gentlemanly as he can be, and this is thanks to the training he has received from Lady Madeline.

Another reason TP gets so flirty on twitter is he can do it with out fear of embarrassment, because embarrassment is expected! In real life TP has always been intimidated by women and not good at flirting, but TP's followers already know is he is a pathetic dork, so TP embraces the possible embarrassment.

TP would never be so flirty with his Mistress. He has too much respect for her. TP is so far beneath her that he could never be that playful with her. In fact, she does not even allow TP to masturbate while thinking about her sexually. TP fantasizes about her pissing on his face, or punching his balls, or allowing him to kiss her feet or beautiful ass, but never ever fantasizes about her in a vanilla sexual way.

Mistress doesn't really like twitter, and hasn't taken to it like TP has. It's kind of funny that it was her idea for us to join. TP is glad she suggested it, because he feels at home there. TP always gets to be the submissive loser with a tiny dick because he always has his smart phone handy. Nobody in the real world knows, but everyone on twitter does.

So hopefully TP doesn't cross the line and flirt too much with his female twitter followers, whether they are porn stars, vanilla, or especially Dommes. TP hopes everyone knows where his loyalties are... with Lady Madeline of course! TP hopes his Mistress is not annoyed with his constant slutty behavior on twitter, and that she knows he does his best to represent her well. TP knows she can take twitter away from me at any time, and hopes she knows that as long as he gets to be her slave he could live without twitter. But TP can't live without Lady Madeline.

An Apology to Lady Madeline

I'm an idiot. I'm lazy. I've also been a pretty shitty slave recently. My amazing Mistress, Lady Madeline, is kind enough to give me rules to follow and to allow me the privilege of being her slave, but last week I took her for granted and did not complete my tasks. I made lame excuses about being busy with work, the holiday, and having family visiting. Instead of working around these interruptions, I blew off my slave duties and responsibilities. Any attempts I made to accomplish what Mistress ordered me to do were pathetic. I assumed I could make up for it this week, but I am not her slave on my schedule. None of the inconveniences that I used as reasons to not complete my tasks were serious enough to keep me from getting them done. I was lazy and worthless. I did not deserve to be her slave, and I feel so awful for disappointing her. She deserves the best.

So this week, instead of making up for last week's laziness, Mistress basically stripped me of being her slave. I hope it is only temporary. She did not allow me to drink pee for her. She did not allow me to touch hurt my little penis for her. She did not allow me to refer to myself in 3rd person. The name "TP" is for her slave, not some moron that can't do anything right.

She did give me some punishment. First, I was not allowed to even tough my tiny dick, and I have not. There have been no self-releases. Second, she ordered me to send 25 letters to companies that test on animals to protest their horrible actions against innocent animals. I have completed this task.

I can only hope Lady Madeline can forgive me for being such a horrible slave last week. I am truly truly very sorry, Mistress. It will not happen again, I promise. Mistress...I am begging for your forgiveness. I am sorry.

Public Humiliation at the Dollar Store

Lady Madeline really enjoys when TP humiliates himself. It really amuses her. And one of her favorite humiliating things for TP to do is piss his pants in public. So Sunday morning TP drank a lot of water, and then went for a walk with a full bladder.

There were not that many people out in the neighborhood even though it was a nice day, so TP decided to go into a Dollar Store and do it there. Mistress insists someone sees TP pissing himself, so he had to find some people, and the Dollar Store seemed like a good place. After walking around a bit TP stopped in an aisle next to a woman stocking shelves and pretended to look at some Christmas decorations. She was kneeling close to TP putting stuff on a low shelf. So TP started to pee. It started slow at first and TP wasn't sure if his jeans were even getting wet or just his boxers. Then after a few seconds it really stated to come and TP could tell that his pants were wet. TP could feel the wetness all on his inner thighs. TP was not sure of she noticed though. TP did not want to be too obvious and look right at her to see her reaction.

So then TP went to the next aisle over where another woman was stocking shelves. She definitely saw. She looked right at TP's wet crotch and at TP's face and then at TP's crotch again. She smirked and looked at TP like he was crazy. TP squeezed out some more pee, and she immediately left the aisle and went to talk to the girl in the other aisle that TP first pissed himself in front off.

TP positioned himself in a way that he could observe them and they were talking and shaking their heads and laughing. Then the second girl looked up and saw TP across the store and yelled out "can we help you find something?" but TP said no thanks and immediately left.

When TP arrived home his neighbor came out and stopped TP because she had some of TP's mail by mistake. This was a nightmare for TP. He was worried his neighbor was going to see his pee pee pants. But she stopped TP before TP could get into his apartment. TP tried to stand in a way that she could not see his crotch, but that was really awkward. TP is not sure of she noticed his piss stained pants because she didn't seem to react, but there is a good chance she did.

Before she went back into her apartment her cat ran out her door and into the stairwell up to TP's apartment, so TP had to help get the cat while the neighbor was standing lower on the stairs at eye level with TP's wet crotch. He tried to grab it while facing his wet crotch away from her, but she most likely noticed.

So now TP's neighbor most likely thinks of TP as a pathetic weirdo that pisses himself. Great.

This is what TP's wet pants looked like when he got home, right after seeing his neighbor.

Rules When Mistress Is On Her Period

Lady Madeline has some new rules for me to follow whenever she is on her period.

1. Whenever touching my little dick while Mistress is on her period, there must be a tampon in my ass. That includes teasing it, or when she allows a full release. TP has never had a tampon in his ass before, and it made me feel like even less of a man to have a tampon string hanging out of my asshole.

2. Whenever Mistress has to deal with cramps during her period, TP has to deal with pain on his little dick. During her period TP has to inflict pain five times a day by putting clothespins on his dick, poking it with something sharp, and snapping it with a rubber band.

TP would happily suffer the cramps for her, but that is not possible, so suffering some pain with her is the least TP can do.

Pissing My Pants at a Bus Stop

TP's Mistress, Lady Madeline, really enjoys it when TP embarrasses himself in public by pissing his pants. TP did just that recently, and here is what happened....

It was really embarrassing. At first TP walked around his neighborhood looking for a place to do it, but it is hard to get people to notice you when everyone is walking around. There were a ton of families out, and some rough looking dudes that kind of intimidated me. TP's new neighborhood is not as nice as my old neighborhood. TP was too scared to be caught pissing his pants by some tough looking younger guys. 

TP decided the best way for someone to see me do it was at a bus stop since everyone would be standing still. TP went to a nearby stop, and there was a woman there, but she was on her phone facing away and TP could not get in her line of sight. Then a couple showed up and TP got nervous, but before TP could do it the bus came. So TP kept walking, but there was nobody at any bus stops. So TP went into an Auto Zone store (which reminded TP of buying the funnel his Mistress used to use to piss in his mouth) and nervously walked around. TP decided to go buy a Cherry Coke from the cooler near the counter and piss himself while paying because surely the woman would notice then. Well, TP paid for his drank and squeezed out some pee, but it was hard to time right. TP definitely peed while paying for the drink, and was not able to talk to the woman because he was concentrating on peeing so he looked stupid, but not that much pee came out and she didn't seem to notice that.

So TP kept walking around and drinking his Cherry Coke, and noticed a woman sitting at a bust stop, so TP stood there and let the pee go, getting his jeans really wet. TP peed a lot while standing there, but still wasn't sure the woman noticed. She was kind of interesting.... at first glance she looked to be a normal woman in her 30's with long brown hair, but then TP noticed she was missing some teeth and looked bad. She could have been a meth addict or something.

Well since Mistress said someone HAD to see TP do this, TP decided to say to her "uh oh, I think I pissed myself". TP just came right out and said it. She looked at me, and looked at my wet pants, rolled her eyes and said "yep, you did". Then TP nervously said "what should I do?" and she said "go home and change, and just say you spilled something on yourself".

So TP left, went home, and started the laundry. Here's a picture of TP's piss covered jeans before he put them in the wash.

Two Finger Jerk Off Technique

This is how you have to jerk off a tiny little dick like mine. Thanks to Lady Madeline for allowing me to release.

Happy Dependence Day!

Happy Dependence Day to all my fellow subs and slaves out there.... and of course to my amazing Mistress, Lady Madeline. While most of the US celebrates freedom, TP is celebrating his lack of freedom. That is because TP is officially the slave of Lady Madeline. She owns me. TP is her property.... for real.

That is because we have recently signed a new contract! Her ownership of me is written down and signed by the both of us. You cannot imagine how excited and happy and honored TP is to have a new contract with the most perfect woman he has ever met.

In the nine years TP has served his Mistress, this will be our third contract. But the first we have had since TP left San Francisco and was limited to long distance service. TP was lucky enough to sign two different contract in those first few years, but the last one expired when TP moved and my service went on a sort of hiatus. But in the last few years our relationship as Owner/slave has grown strong even with the thousands of miles between us, and Mistress drew up a new contract. Of course some of the rules are different because of the limitations of serving from so far away, but even still it is very clear about what TP is. TP is hers.

Curtsy for Mistress

Back when TP was Lady Madeline's houseboy she required me to curtsy for her all the time. It was a nice way of showing respect for my owner. Etiquette is very important to my Mistress.

She recently had me take a picture demonstrating that curtsy. It's been a long time though and my form kind of sucks. And oh yeah, my fat body is disgusting to look at. Sorry about that, but Mistress wants to humiliate me, and what better way than to expose my gut and manboobs to the worlds.