small dick to start the day

This is what TP sees every morning before getting in the shower. Every day starts with a reminder that TP's dick is tiny.

Nice Sweater...

TP took this picture back when it was cold enough to wear a sweater, and so you'd think the small dick was because of shrinkage due to the cold. Nope. Just a tiny dick peaking out.

Put Me In Coach!

Looks like my dick is ready for winter to be over and for baseball season to start, because he's got his tiny little baseball cap on. I think he might be able to play shortstop.... get it... "short" stop.... nevermind.

Actually, my Mistress ordered me to take a picture of my little dick wearing a little hat, so here's my little boner in a hat. I hope she likes it!

New Rules....No Masturbation Talk, It's Gross

Recently my Mistress had an encounter with someone that offered up way too much information about his masturbation habits. Even though this guy was not unattractive, unlike me, she was disgusted by hearing his little secret. Unfortunately, my Mistress is not able to boss around every male on the planet. But she can order me around, so she is taking out her frustrations on me.

So for the month of February, I am not allowed to talk about my masturbation habits. It really is gross for anyone that reads my blog or twitter to have to hear about rubbing my pathetic, disgusting little nub of a penis. Mistress always controls how and when I masturbate, and how and when I release, but that doesn't mean anyone wants to hear the details. My tiny cock is so revolting that I am sure it makes everyone sick when they read about using two fingers to tug on it.

I am supposed to mention, just once, that I am allowed to release twice a week and eat all of it every time. I am also allowed to edge twice.

I can mention that I have blue balls or that I am frustrated, but no mention of how or when I play with my baby dick.

So the "no masturbation talk" rule is in effect starting.....now!

This Is Why It's Hard To Pee With A Tiny Penis

About a week ago I blogged about the difficulties of peeing with a tiny dick. It really does make it hard to pee without making a mess. It was embarrassing to admit I can't pee like a real man, but that was nothing compared to what I'm about to do....provide visual evidence. You're about to see why my little penis makes is difficult to take a piss.

Here you can see that my little stub of a penis barely peeks past the fly of my pants. Most men whip out their cocks when they step up to a urinal, but I have to push my fly back and hope the tip of my dick makes it past.....

Here you can see why I have to wash my hands after taking a piss. It amazes me when I see a guy in a public restroom skip washing his hands, but I guess their dicks are long enough to avoid getting wet fingertips. I don't have much to grab onto, so when I do hold it to aim I get pee on my fingers.....

Sitting to pee is better, but not perfect. As you can see, my penis stub is so short that when I sit down it points instead of hangs. So when I sit to pee I have to remember to push it down so the pee stream doesn't go straight out and over the rim of the bowl.....

CBT Target

For any Mistresses out there that want to practice some CBT, feel free to use this pic of my tiny penis and balls for target practice.

Shrinkage?

Here's a pic of my little dick after I spashed ice water all over it. I would say it looks small because of shrinkage, but it always looks like that. Actually, I was a little excited to be taking a picture, so it isn't at its absolute smallest.

Almost 4 Inches!

Wow...I almost measure at 4 inches in this pic!

Surprise Wanking Instructions on Twitter

After taking a break from serving to tend to some "real life" issues, my Mistress was kind enough to ease me back into her service by allowing me a very generous TWO orgasms a week! She really enjoys my suffering and frustration when I'm not allowed to cum, so being allowed two a week was very nice of her. Of course there was a catch though. I was only allowed to touch my tiny penis during a two hour window each day. At first it was from noon to 2 pm, then she changed it to 10 am to noon. So even though I was allowed to orgasm twice a week, if I didn't have the time or privacy to masturbate during those two hours, I was out of luck. While these rules were in place I was lucky to get one release a week.

I was pretty frustrated for weeks following these rules, and would wake up each morning with very hard and painful morning wood and very blue balls. Not being able to touch my dick at all outside of that two hour window was hard...

I was very lucky one Saturday when I had the time to wank my little dick during my free window, because my Mistress happened to notice my tweet about masturbating. I live two time zones away from Mistress, so I don't get to talk to her often, so an unexpected reply from her to my tweet about wanking was a pleasant surprise! Of course there was a catch though. She told me I had to tie up my little dick and balls and wait a half hour to wank, and then I had to slap my cock and balls hard three times when I started, untie halfway to orgasm, and then slap myself three more times right before I came. It isn't easy to slap yourself and make it hurt. You naturally ease up at the last second, but I am getting pretty good at really hitting myself hard because I know that is what she wants. And with my penis being so small, it doesn't get in the way when my balls are slapped. Because of my small size both my cock and balls can take the full force of my hand, so I have the sharp stinging pain on my dick at the same time I have the dull ache on my balls.

My mistress wanted a pic of my little penis tied up as proof, so here it is. You can barely see my small dick behind the shoelace I used to tie myself up.....

These days things are a little more frustrating. My latest restrictions don't allow for any orgasms at all until further notice. She did let me have a free day last weekend when I came twice in one day! She did make me eat it all though.

public humiliation

My mistress wanted me to do something to amuse her, so she told me to wear a sign around my neck that said "small-dicked loser" in public. I was really nervous doing this, and I didn't go to a really busy street. I don't think anyone saw me. Until now that is.....well not really since I hid my face, but that's as far as I want to go for now.

Balancing Act

Let's see...how many things can I balance on my erect penis. A matchbook. A paperclip. And.....that's it? Yikes.

wanking schedule

I am very lucky because I serve an amzing woman. My Mistress is incredibly beautiful, but more importanly she is talented and smart and very cool. She controls how often and how I have orgasms. Here is the wanking schedule I have to follow until Halloween....


BabyWank Schedule for 9/23 through Halloween:

Mondays: NO TOUCHING AT ALL except to urinate and shower. No release.

Tuesdays: NO TOUCHING AT ALL except to urinate and shower. No release.

Wednesdays: NO RELEASE but touching OK. However, if you touch yourself you need to punish yourself by putting 1 finger in your ass.
WASH HANDS THOROUGHLY AFTERWARDS.

Thursdays: Two releases allowed within a ONE HOUR period only. All cum must be consumed. All orgasms only take place while lying down and humping a pillow like a girl.
Put towel on pillow first so your wife doesn't have to deal with any damp surprises. Consume all cum.

Friday day: NO TOUCHING AT ALL except to urinate and shower. Orgasm allowed ONLY IF you touch through clothes. No consumption.

Friday night and Weekend: Sex with wife only, release OK but only AFTER she has at least one. All cum must be consumed from condoms.

No touching at all on the days I say no touching. Friday is different.
You my have non-orgasmic sex with wife throughout the week. Fri night through Sunday night you may also release per my directions.

Big dildo...tiny dick

Here is a picture of my small penis next to a big, thick, seven inch dildo. It dwarfs my dick. Look at how much thicker it is, and it is easily three inches longer. There is no way my dick could compete with a dildo this size...the size of a real man's cock.

Actually, this is not really a dildo. It is a hollow penis extension sleeve. It's a hollow dildo that fits over my small dick that I sometimes wear during sex. How pathetic is that? I have to wear a fake cock to fuck like a real man. I feel totally different when I have it on. I can do so much more in bed when I am wearing it....but then I take it off and feel even smaller than usual.

awwwwww, it's so cute

Look at the ribbon on the itty bitty pee pee. What a cute tiny little dick. Isn't it adorable?

measuring...

I wanted to really show how small my erect penis is, and found this picture of me measuring it. It's not very flattering. You can see it is about 3.75 inches. I swear this is not my best erection and can be a little bigger, but not too much bigger. I think I am closer to four inches than this, but either way this is pretty bad. Three and three quarter inches has to qualify as pathetically tiny.

small dick or big clit?

My flaccid penis is so small that it looks like a big oversized clit. Look at this comparison. The first pic is my tiny penis in see through panties. The second one is a huge clit. Not that different really.

condom comparison

One of the bad things about having a small penis is finding condoms that work. Regular sized ones slip off of my small dick, and that is a major problem. Take a look at this condom comparison. The one on the left is a normal condom for a normal man. The one in the middle is a small condom. Well, they call them "snugger fit" because most guys would be too embarrassed to buy a small condom, even though that is what it is. It is a little shorter than the normal condom, but that is because the length is not really a big deal. You just unroll it as far as you need, so it can be any length really. The smallness is more in the width. I think you can tell the middle one is narrower. You can definitely tell the opening is smaller.

So what about the condom on the right? Well that is a small condom, but it is only unrolled as far as I need it to cover my small penis. That really puts it in perspective. I only need that much condom to cover my tiny dick, and it is a lot less than the other two.

small erection

This is my erect penis.....yeah it's hard. I know it is only as big as most flaccid dicks, but that is as big as it gets. I like to say it is four inches, but to be honest that is probably exaggerating a little. It is actually a little under four, which I think officially makes it tiny.

Look how small it is compared to my hand, which isn't very big either. It looks pretty thin too, don't you think?

small flaccid penis

So to start off, I'm going to post a couple of pictures of my small flaccid penis. My measurements when soft vary, but it is usually about an inch to an inch and a half long.


My tiny dick is smaller than my balls!

Here is another one...

Pretty small, huh?

fat guy with a tiny dick

This blog is going to be about being a fat guy with a tiny dick. Stay tuned for pics and stories and whatever else relates to being a fat ass with a little tiny pecker.