Fatty McDickless

In case anyone is wondering why Mistress likes to refer to me as Fatty McDickless...

Putting the "Fat" in Fat and Tiny

Wow, these pictures are gross. It's unbelievable that Mistress was able to stomach me walking around in her apartment wearing nothing but panties while Fatty McDickless did his houseboy duties for her. She ordered me to post some pictures of my fat ass in panties, so here they are.

A very nice lady at Sears helped me pick them out. At first she was a little surprised that they were for me, but then helped me find the biggest panties they had. She did laugh at me when Fatty was hiding them while carrying them in the store. She told me to go ahead and not be ashamed! There's nothing wrong with wearing them. But she was laughing as she told me this.

wanking schedule report

At the end of September, my Mistress gave me a pretty strict wanking schedule that I had to follow until Halloween. For over a month, every orgasm I had was a gift from her. It was hard, and I wasn't perfect, but it was worth it because she was pleased with my effort. It was worth it because she enjoyed my frustration.

The schedule controlled how and when I had orgasms. It even controlled when I was allowed to touch my tiny dick at all. There were chances to cum, but I wasn't always able to take advantage of them. If I had a busy schedule on a day when wanking was allowed, I had to miss out. And when I did get to wank, I had to do the way she told me, which was always a pretty humiliating way.

Thursdays were the best, because I was allowed to hump my pillow. I wasn't allowed to masturbate like a normal guy. The reason she wanted me to hump my pillow was to make me realize what it is like to fuck my tiny little pecker. A woman having sex with me gets no pleasure from penetration...it's all from friction of her clit on my body. There is no up and down motion when a woman is on top during sex with me because my little dick would slip out. So even if she has an orgasm, it isn't quite as satisfying as it would be if she had a big dick deep inside her. I had orgasms humping my pillow, but they were not as good as if I was able to stroke my baby dick. It really put my shortcomings during sex into perspective.

Also, I felt pretty stupid humping my own pillow.

Of course I also had to lick all the cum of of my pillow when I was done. I had to eat most of the cum I produced during that time....even if it was from regular sex. I had to eat it from my used condoms.

The best part of the wanking schedule was that the frustration was a constant reminder of my amazing Mistress. When I went days or weeks without cumming, it made my devotion to her even stronger. And when I did get to release, it was a special gift from her. She was always on my mind. Since the schedule ended she has given me the freedom to masturbate and orgasm as much as I want, and I have taken advantage. I have been getting reacquainted with my little buddy between my legs. It has been fun, and I am very appreciative of the freedom she has given me, but it also is kind of a let down. I think I'd rather be under her control and be frustrated. I love sacrificing for her, and I love that she enjoys my frustration. Life is ind of boring without her control.

Of course this freedom will not last. She has told me a new assignment is coming, and I have no idea what it is. It could be even more frustrating than the last wanking schedule. It could be very humiliating. Whatever it is, I will do my best to please her. I am a very lucky slave.

wanking schedule

I am very lucky because I serve an amzing woman. My Mistress is incredibly beautiful, but more importanly she is talented and smart and very cool. She controls how often and how I have orgasms. Here is the wanking schedule I have to follow until Halloween....


BabyWank Schedule for 9/23 through Halloween:

Mondays: NO TOUCHING AT ALL except to urinate and shower. No release.

Tuesdays: NO TOUCHING AT ALL except to urinate and shower. No release.

Wednesdays: NO RELEASE but touching OK. However, if you touch yourself you need to punish yourself by putting 1 finger in your ass.
WASH HANDS THOROUGHLY AFTERWARDS.

Thursdays: Two releases allowed within a ONE HOUR period only. All cum must be consumed. All orgasms only take place while lying down and humping a pillow like a girl.
Put towel on pillow first so your wife doesn't have to deal with any damp surprises. Consume all cum.

Friday day: NO TOUCHING AT ALL except to urinate and shower. Orgasm allowed ONLY IF you touch through clothes. No consumption.

Friday night and Weekend: Sex with wife only, release OK but only AFTER she has at least one. All cum must be consumed from condoms.

No touching at all on the days I say no touching. Friday is different.
You my have non-orgasmic sex with wife throughout the week. Fri night through Sunday night you may also release per my directions.

Big dildo...tiny dick

Here is a picture of my small penis next to a big, thick, seven inch dildo. It dwarfs my dick. Look at how much thicker it is, and it is easily three inches longer. There is no way my dick could compete with a dildo this size...the size of a real man's cock.

Actually, this is not really a dildo. It is a hollow penis extension sleeve. It's a hollow dildo that fits over my small dick that I sometimes wear during sex. How pathetic is that? I have to wear a fake cock to fuck like a real man. I feel totally different when I have it on. I can do so much more in bed when I am wearing it....but then I take it off and feel even smaller than usual.

awwwwww, it's so cute

Look at the ribbon on the itty bitty pee pee. What a cute tiny little dick. Isn't it adorable?

measuring...

I wanted to really show how small my erect penis is, and found this picture of me measuring it. It's not very flattering. You can see it is about 3.75 inches. I swear this is not my best erection and can be a little bigger, but not too much bigger. I think I am closer to four inches than this, but either way this is pretty bad. Three and three quarter inches has to qualify as pathetically tiny.

small dick or big clit?

My flaccid penis is so small that it looks like a big oversized clit. Look at this comparison. The first pic is my tiny penis in see through panties. The second one is a huge clit. Not that different really.

condom comparison

One of the bad things about having a small penis is finding condoms that work. Regular sized ones slip off of my small dick, and that is a major problem. Take a look at this condom comparison. The one on the left is a normal condom for a normal man. The one in the middle is a small condom. Well, they call them "snugger fit" because most guys would be too embarrassed to buy a small condom, even though that is what it is. It is a little shorter than the normal condom, but that is because the length is not really a big deal. You just unroll it as far as you need, so it can be any length really. The smallness is more in the width. I think you can tell the middle one is narrower. You can definitely tell the opening is smaller.

So what about the condom on the right? Well that is a small condom, but it is only unrolled as far as I need it to cover my small penis. That really puts it in perspective. I only need that much condom to cover my tiny dick, and it is a lot less than the other two.

small erection

This is my erect penis.....yeah it's hard. I know it is only as big as most flaccid dicks, but that is as big as it gets. I like to say it is four inches, but to be honest that is probably exaggerating a little. It is actually a little under four, which I think officially makes it tiny.

Look how small it is compared to my hand, which isn't very big either. It looks pretty thin too, don't you think?

small flaccid penis

So to start off, I'm going to post a couple of pictures of my small flaccid penis. My measurements when soft vary, but it is usually about an inch to an inch and a half long.


My tiny dick is smaller than my balls!

Here is another one...

Pretty small, huh?

fat guy with a tiny dick

This blog is going to be about being a fat guy with a tiny dick. Stay tuned for pics and stories and whatever else relates to being a fat ass with a little tiny pecker.