Diarrhea Public Humiliation...It's Coming Out!

Lady Madeline wanted TP to humiliate himself in public today, so she instructed TP to do the "diarrhea thing". That is when TP asks a stranger to point out the nearest bathroom, but in a very urgent and embarrassing way. TP is to  look desperate, act like he is trying to hold it in, and declare that he has very bad diarrhea that is "coming out". Mistress wants TP to awkwardly offer more information than necessary and to look very stupid as he does this. So TP did this today at a pet store. TP was recording a video as he went up to a cute girl, and this is the result. You can't really see anything because TP had his phone by his side, but you can hear the conversation.

You can probably hear TP asking about the bathroom and saying the diarrhea is coming out. TP said that a few times, and every time he did the girl gave him a really weird look. She thought TP was a freak! But she did tell TP where the bathroom was, and the code to get in, before he ran off. She really thought TP was a weirdo.

Later when TP came out of the bathroom he saw the same girl talking to two other workers, a guy and a girl. TP stood out of their site in the aisle across from them to try and hear what they were talking about. The guy left, and gave TP a strange look as he passed him. This left the two girls to talk. TP could not hear exactly what they said, but he heard a lot of giggling and then really loud laughter.

TP did his shopping, then walked passed them as he was leaving the store, and got more strange looks from them. He looked back as he went to make his purchase, and they were still staring at TP from across the store like he was a crazy person. They watched TP all the way up to the cash register and then out of the front door.

It was clear that they were talking about, and laughing at TP, and every worker in the store probably now knows about the weird guy that told her he almost shit his pants.

Lady Madeline found this to be very funny.

Chat with Mistress and Public Humiliation..."I Have Diarrhea!"

It's rare when TP's schedule and Lady Madeline's schedule allow us to spend a lot of time texting or chatting,  but one day last week TP got lucky and was able to interact with his amazing Mistress all day. And of course that mean TP had to humiliate himself in public.

Mistress said she was kind of bored with TP pissing his pants in public, and she had a new idea. She told TP she was laughing as she texted TP about it, and was laughing as she emailed TP the instructions. TP hadn't even done it yet and she was laughing! TP was nervous, and had no idea what to expect.

Mistress wanted TP to go out in public and run up to people desperately tell them "I HAVE REALLY BAD DIARRHEA!!! WHERE IS THE NEAREST BATHROOM??!!"... all while clutching my butt. This was going to be interesting.

TP's first target was a mail lady on her route. Mistress wanted to hear what was going on, so TP set his phone to record video, but didn't make it obvious. Mistress would be able to hear, but not see much. So TP runs up to the mail lady yelling about his diarrhea, and she laughs right at TP while giving him a side-eye look. She thought TP was a freak, but she pointed out the nearest restaurant with a bathroom so TP thanked her and scooted off.

Then TP saw a nail salon worker on a smoke break, so TP did the same thing. She did not laugh, but looked at TP like he was a weirdo. She popped her head into the nail salon and asked the boss of TP could use the bathroom, but she said no... so TP scooted off again.

TP got pretty good audio of both times, and Lady Madeline thought it was hilarious! TP loves making her laugh.

Later that day TP did it two more times in small stores. The first lady seemed weirded out by TP and said there was a KFC across the street with a bathroom. The second one seemed concerned for me, and offered to ask her manager if TP could use the employee bathroom. TP thanked her but yelled out "I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WAIT... GOTTA GO!!" and ran out of the store.

Mistress was very amused.

Later that night TP was lucky enough to have a nice chat on the phone with Lady Madeline. Mistress and TP talked about a lot of things... she has a friend that reads this blog and think's TP's baby dick is ridiculous... her well hung boyfriend (with a 9 inch dick) thinks TP is crazy for humiliating himself... Mistress asked if sitting to pee seemed normal to TP now (it does)... and she told TP a story about a friend that met a great guy on a dating site only to be disappointed when she found out the guy had a tiny penis. Her friend dumped the guy, of course.

Mistress had TP tie his little cock and balls up really tight and slap them. TP kept slapping and slapping and slapping, and realized Mistress did not tell him how many times or for how long to slap them. So TP kept going, waiting for her instruction. TP started to think she wasn't going to anything, but didn't want to stop without permission. TP did not know what to do. He wasn't even sure if she was still on the phone. Eventually TP gave up and asked her if he could stop slapping his balls. She said yes, and that she wanted to see how long TP would keep going. TP told her he had figured she was testing him and decided if he never asked to stop he would still be slapping his balls today.

Then Mistress told TP to spit on his little tiny dick, but TP kept missing. TP's big fat belly was in the way, and his dick was such a small target. Mistress was disgusted at the thought of a man so fat that he couldn't even see his dick to spit on it.

It was almost time to end the call, and Mistress said since TP had amused her with the diarrhea public humiliation, she would allow TP to release, but he had to do it while humping his pillow. She told TP she was going to hang up but text him when she wanted him to cum. So TP humped and humped and humped until his phone buzzed. She had texted "now!" and TP came all over his pillow. It was everywhere, on his belly and all over the pillow case. TP laid there totally spent, speechless and weak. It was an incredibly intense release. Mistress texted back again a few minutes later asking if he did it, and TP wrote back apologizing for not letting her know that he did, but it was only because he was weak from the intensity of the release. The TP licked it all of the pillow case.

TP loves talking to his Mistress and wishes he could do it more often. He still gets nervous when he is about to hear her voice. It is such an honor to serve her and be able to amuse her. TP wishes he could talk to her every day.

Public Humiliation at the Dollar Store

Lady Madeline really enjoys when TP humiliates himself. It really amuses her. And one of her favorite humiliating things for TP to do is piss his pants in public. So Sunday morning TP drank a lot of water, and then went for a walk with a full bladder.

There were not that many people out in the neighborhood even though it was a nice day, so TP decided to go into a Dollar Store and do it there. Mistress insists someone sees TP pissing himself, so he had to find some people, and the Dollar Store seemed like a good place. After walking around a bit TP stopped in an aisle next to a woman stocking shelves and pretended to look at some Christmas decorations. She was kneeling close to TP putting stuff on a low shelf. So TP started to pee. It started slow at first and TP wasn't sure if his jeans were even getting wet or just his boxers. Then after a few seconds it really stated to come and TP could tell that his pants were wet. TP could feel the wetness all on his inner thighs. TP was not sure of she noticed though. TP did not want to be too obvious and look right at her to see her reaction.

So then TP went to the next aisle over where another woman was stocking shelves. She definitely saw. She looked right at TP's wet crotch and at TP's face and then at TP's crotch again. She smirked and looked at TP like he was crazy. TP squeezed out some more pee, and she immediately left the aisle and went to talk to the girl in the other aisle that TP first pissed himself in front off.

TP positioned himself in a way that he could observe them and they were talking and shaking their heads and laughing. Then the second girl looked up and saw TP across the store and yelled out "can we help you find something?" but TP said no thanks and immediately left.

When TP arrived home his neighbor came out and stopped TP because she had some of TP's mail by mistake. This was a nightmare for TP. He was worried his neighbor was going to see his pee pee pants. But she stopped TP before TP could get into his apartment. TP tried to stand in a way that she could not see his crotch, but that was really awkward. TP is not sure of she noticed his piss stained pants because she didn't seem to react, but there is a good chance she did.

Before she went back into her apartment her cat ran out her door and into the stairwell up to TP's apartment, so TP had to help get the cat while the neighbor was standing lower on the stairs at eye level with TP's wet crotch. He tried to grab it while facing his wet crotch away from her, but she most likely noticed.

So now TP's neighbor most likely thinks of TP as a pathetic weirdo that pisses himself. Great.

This is what TP's wet pants looked like when he got home, right after seeing his neighbor.

Pissing My Pants at a Bus Stop

TP's Mistress, Lady Madeline, really enjoys it when TP embarrasses himself in public by pissing his pants. TP did just that recently, and here is what happened....

It was really embarrassing. At first TP walked around his neighborhood looking for a place to do it, but it is hard to get people to notice you when everyone is walking around. There were a ton of families out, and some rough looking dudes that kind of intimidated me. TP's new neighborhood is not as nice as my old neighborhood. TP was too scared to be caught pissing his pants by some tough looking younger guys. 

TP decided the best way for someone to see me do it was at a bus stop since everyone would be standing still. TP went to a nearby stop, and there was a woman there, but she was on her phone facing away and TP could not get in her line of sight. Then a couple showed up and TP got nervous, but before TP could do it the bus came. So TP kept walking, but there was nobody at any bus stops. So TP went into an Auto Zone store (which reminded TP of buying the funnel his Mistress used to use to piss in his mouth) and nervously walked around. TP decided to go buy a Cherry Coke from the cooler near the counter and piss himself while paying because surely the woman would notice then. Well, TP paid for his drank and squeezed out some pee, but it was hard to time right. TP definitely peed while paying for the drink, and was not able to talk to the woman because he was concentrating on peeing so he looked stupid, but not that much pee came out and she didn't seem to notice that.

So TP kept walking around and drinking his Cherry Coke, and noticed a woman sitting at a bust stop, so TP stood there and let the pee go, getting his jeans really wet. TP peed a lot while standing there, but still wasn't sure the woman noticed. She was kind of interesting.... at first glance she looked to be a normal woman in her 30's with long brown hair, but then TP noticed she was missing some teeth and looked bad. She could have been a meth addict or something.

Well since Mistress said someone HAD to see TP do this, TP decided to say to her "uh oh, I think I pissed myself". TP just came right out and said it. She looked at me, and looked at my wet pants, rolled her eyes and said "yep, you did". Then TP nervously said "what should I do?" and she said "go home and change, and just say you spilled something on yourself".

So TP left, went home, and started the laundry. Here's a picture of TP's piss covered jeans before he put them in the wash.

Another Public Pants Pissing

Lady Madeline has ordered me to piss my pants in public again. Actually, she wants me to do it on a regular basis. Yesterday was a beautiful spring day in Chicago, and unseasonably warm, so TP thought it would be a good idea to go outside and pee myself because there would be plenty of people to see me do it. Well there were plenty of people enjoying the weather, but it is hard to say how many people noticed that my pants were soaked with my own piss. This is what they looked like all wet.

 

After walking around my neighborhood TP decided to do it at a bus stop. A woman approached, and when she was about 20 feet away TP started to pee. It is not easy to pee your pants. We're trained from the time we are babies not to do this, so it is kind of hard to force yourself to go in your pants. But the piss started to flow making the crotch and inside leg of my jeans soaking wet. But the woman didn't notice! At least she didn't let on that she could see what was happening. Since that didn't work it was time to keep walking. There were a ton of people out, but nobody seemed to notice my wet pants as they walked by. Finally a guy wearing sunglasses seemed to notice, and he gave me an awkward look. A few more people gave me awkward smiles, but the pee was starting to dry so they may have just been saying hello. Finally another woman approached and TP peed some more. TP had been holding the rest of it so when it started to come this time there was no stopping it. My pants were really soaked this time. You could even hear it hitting the inside of my jeans. She had to have noticed, but did not react. 

After finally soaking my pants as much as possible it was time to walk down a major street. A few people gave me quick weird looks, but nobody really reacted much. They had to have seen how wet my pants were and that it started at my crotch. At this point it started to really sink in how humiliating this was. These people had to think it was disgusting. TP started to feel like a real freak, so it was time to hurry home and do some laundry.

Hopefully Lady Madeline enjoys hearing about how stupid her slave felt while walking around the city wearing piss soaked jeans.

Slave Memories: Dinner with Mistress....sort of

Before Lady Madeline allowed me into her home to serve as her houseboy she had me meet her at a cafe to talk about some rules I would have to follow. I'm pretty sure she just wanted to get to know me a little better before allowing me into her home. So she ordered me to meet her at a place in her neighborhood for a bite to eat and a little talk.

It was Christmastime, and I was going to fly home the next day, so I was running around trying to finish my shopping before I left. I was rushing to get to the cafe on time, carrying a ton of shopping bags, and saw her sitting at a table in the window when I walked up. I walked up to her and said something stupid. I really don't remember what it was, but I was nervous and flustered from from rushing there. She pointed out that I was almost late and yelled at me for saying the stupid thing.

I wasn't sure if I should sit down or not, so I did nothing. eventually she told me to sit at the next table, because I was not allowed to sit with her. I was pretty excited about being out in public with her. She is so beautiful, and for a dope like me to be with her would be pretty cool. Of course she was thinking the opposite, so there was no way I was going to be allowed to sit with her. The place was almost entirely empty, so sitting one table away was no problem.

She had me order some food at the counter for her, and then we discussed some of the rules I was to follow while I was at home visiting my family over the holiday. She of course restricted the amount of releases I could have, and she also wanted me to post daily on a message board that she used to frequent. Then she gave me a note with an order on it. I was to immediately go to the restroom, masturbate, and eat my cum. At first I thought this is a great order, but as soon as I got into the bathroom I felt kind of silly. She was sitting out there knowing what I was doing. I felt pressure to finish too. It was a pretty exciting way to masturbate compared to what I was usually doing.

When I returned her food was ready, so I got it from the counter and brought it to her. She allowed me to have a drink. I took my seat at the next table facing her as she ate. After a minute she looked up at me and loudly told me to switch seats so I would be facing away from her. She didn't want me staring at her and creeping her out. When I stood up to take another seat I noticed that two women were sitting at the next table. They must have come in while I was in the bathroom because I did not notice them before. The place was still mostly empty and very quiet, and they definitely heard her order me to face away from her. And then in my new seat I sat facing directly at them. I saw a few smirks from them as I sat there like an idiot looking in their direction.

So I did get to be seen in public with my Mistress. Not in the way I was expecting, but in the way I deserved.

Public Humiliation Assignment: Buying "Butt Douche"

My Mistress likes to give me humiliating tasks to do for her amusement, and recently came up with a new twist on a public humiliationn shopping assignment that was pretty embarrassing. She wanted me to go to three different stores and ask for "butt douche"...not an enema, but a butt douche. I was supposed to be clear that I was not constipated, but I had a smell issue I wanted to fix.

This was just part of a three part assignment that once completed would mean I was able to release as much as I wanted. I don't get a lot of orgasms, so this was a great reward.

The first part of the assignment was to send Mistress a strip tease video. One of my twitter followers asked if I was going to post that. She has never asked me to, and my face is not hidden at all, so I don't think I will be sharing the video.

The second part of the assignement was to ask for the "butt douche" at three stores, but to also buy and enema and use it.

The third part was to drink a shot glass full of my own pee. I used to get a lot of golden showers from my Mistress when we lived in the same city, but these days she makes me drink my own.

After sending her the strip tease video, I first attempted the "butt douche" task at my local Walgreen's but......well, I chickened out. I shop there all the time, and I was nervous about asking for something so embarrassing where I would be recognized.

So I went to a small independent neighborhood drugstore the next day. I was in a hurry, and walking fast to get there focusing on completing the assignment to get my reward, but about a half a block away I remembered what I was about to do and got really nervous.

There were two women working, but kind of plain looking. I went up to one of them and asked, "Um....I'm not sure if this even exists, but I am looking for a....douche....but one that you use anally....like a....a....butt douche. Do you have anything like that?"

She gave me a weird look and raised both eyebrows. After she took me to the normal enemas, I asked her if they had anything that would help with a smell issue. I told her that I wasn't constipated, but I had a "freshness problem" and wondered if I could use a regular female douche to get rid of the smell. She seemed a little weirded out that I asked, and she told me she didn't see why I couldn't use a regular douche for that. I told her I'd think about it and left.

The second attempt was at a Walgreen's downtown. I asked a cute young clerk the same awkwardly phrased question about "butt douche". She seemed a little uncomfortable with my gross question, but also was very helpful. She really wanted to help it seemed. She showed me the enemas, but told me they wouldn't help with a smell problem as much as they would help with constipation and cleaning out my system. She also showed me the douches, but didn't think they would work because the nozzle wouldn't be comfortable for me to use. She suggested I use a douche like thing they had for sale and that I could put soapy water in it to help fix the smell. I told her I'd research douches and think about it.

The third store was a CVS. There was a cute girl working but I couldn't ask her because she was flirting with some dude that worked there. Eventually she was by herself, so I asked her about "butt douche".....she was nodding and looked concerned as I asked the question, but when I said the words "butt douche" she laughed out loud. She laughed right in my face, but quickly regained her composure to help me. She also showed me the enemas, and told me she wasn't sure if I could use a regular douche when I asked her of it would be better to help with my smell issue. She also checked me out when I bought an enema, so she definitely knew I was going to use it later.

I used the enema later that day, but after I put it in I took it to the garbage in the alley to hide the evidence. I almost shit my pants in the minute it took me to take it out to the garbage, but I made it back to the toilet OK.

The last part of my assignment was to do a shot of my own pee. I have plenty of shot glasses, but never had the privacy to pee in one and drink it. I was so focused on the enema part of the assignment first that I probably missed some opportunities earlier in the week. After I did the three stores and the enema I realized I was only a pee shot away from being able to release, but I had no way of sneaking it. But then I got creative. I took a shower and used the lid of my deodorant as the shot glass. I peed in it in the shower, drank it out of the lid, and then washed the lid in the shower.

My pee tasted especially gross for some reason. Not like my Mistress's. I really miss drinking hers, and wish I lived closer to her.

I ended up getting the assignment done in enough time to enjoy a few orgasms before she took that away from me again.

public humiliation

My mistress wanted me to do something to amuse her, so she told me to wear a sign around my neck that said "small-dicked loser" in public. I was really nervous doing this, and I didn't go to a really busy street. I don't think anyone saw me. Until now that is.....well not really since I hid my face, but that's as far as I want to go for now.