Clit Dicks Pee on Their Balls

It's been a couple years since Lady Madeline ordered TP to sit when he pees, and now it seems so normal. It makes sense really. TP's dick is more like a clit than a penis. Only men stand to pee, and men don't have clits. So sitting really is natural when your dick is tiny.

A nice benefit of sitting to pee is it's a reminder of my amazing Mistress. Every time TP turns around and lowers himself onto a toilet he remembers that it is because Lady Madeline told him to. TP thinks about his Mistress a lot anyway, but little reminders are nice.

But, even sitting to pee doesn't work perfectly. For example, a week or so ago TP went to use the bathroom after waking up, and while half asleep sitting on the toilet TP felt something weird. TP felt wetness on his balls. TP was pissing on his own balls! How sad is that? Even sitting down to pee doesn't work with a pathetic excuse for a penis like the one TP has.

TP has heard that joke before... a dick so small you pee on your balls... but it really happens to him. And as you can see by this picture of what his little dick looks like when he is sitting, it is easy to do. TP's balls stuck out a lot farther then his dick does. It's amazing TP doesn't pee on his balls more often. How sad.

Weekend Service to Mistress

Last weekend Lady Madeline was kind enough to actually pay attention to me a little and allow me to serve her quite a bit. Here is a quick recap...

Saturday she mainly had me doing slave secretary work. She is a very busy woman, and can't be bothered to work on all the mundane tasks that seem to get in the way of her real work and her leisure time. So she sent me a few texts with orders such as finding flights and doing some banking research. She seemed pleased with my work and told me she would have more orders for me after sundown. It was Yom Kippur so she was waiting until after sundown to give me more orders, but the orders never came that night. After waiting patiently all night my conclusion was that she was enjoying her Saturday night with her real man, who is of course well hung, and didn't want to be bothered with me.

Sunday morning was a different story. There was a text waiting for me after waking up that wasn't unexpected.....piss cubes. She wanted me to make a batch of piss cubes to use for the day. She wanted me to suck on them and put them in my drinks. So my first piss of the day was into an ice cube tray and into the freezer it went.

She had also texted me orders to wear panties and a maxi pad all day. The panties is a fairly common order, but she had never ordered me to wear a maxi pad before. It felt pretty stupid to wear one. Of course most men would find it really odd to have their dick inside panties and a maxi pad, but my dick is more like a clit anyway. It felt out of the ordinary, but not wrong.

Wearing panties and a maxi pad around the house is humiliating enough, but leaving the house is a different story. Mistress said she wanted me to wear the panties and pad all day, so when it was time to go to a work function they were still under my shorts. It felt pretty stupid to be wearing that stuff in public, especially in a room full of women. The humiliation would get worse though. Mistress sent me another text, this time with orders to pee my pants. Not while at the work function, but on the way home. She said to do it when almost home. Hopefully not too many people would see. About a block away Tiny stopped walking, pretended to look at something on the phone, and tried to piss. It's not easy to piss your pants. Every instinct says to hold it, but eventually a stream of pee started flowing. It started slow, and the maxi pad was absorbing a lot of it, but eventually it really started to come out. Maybe Tiny had relaxed after struggling to start. Eventually my shorts were soaking wet, and there was a puddle on the side walk. There were people around, but it isn't likely they saw. Tiny did walk past some people on that last block of the walk though, and they had to have seen my wet shorts. Here's some proof of my public pants pissing.....

Once Tiny was home it was time to chat with Mistress! As we chatted she made sure there was a piss cube in my mouth. It's so nasty to suck on a block of my frozen pee, but Lady Madeline thinks it is hilarious. She seems to really enjoy making me do disgusting things for her amusement. After the piss cube had melted in my mouth it was time to drink a glass of water. This glass wasn't that refreshing though, because it was also full of piss cubes that were slowly melting.

Mistress was very kind to chat with me for a very long time. Because of our busy schedules it had been quite some time since we talked. She wanted to make sure Tiny was still following her rules. The main rules she makes me follow at all times are 1) always sit to pee like a woman, and 2) always eat my cum. Of course that is only when she allows me to actually cum. She also wanted to check and make sure there had been no cheating on the orgasms she allows me. It is impossible for Tiny yo lie to her, so when she asks she gets the truth. Tiny doesn't cheat though. He is knows it is important to follow her rules.

We continued to chat about how pathetic my penis is, and she re-read some old emails that had humiliating stories about my little dick. She of course added her thoughts on the matter, and you can guess what she thinks about a tiny clit dick.

She then had me do a strip tease video. Any readers that are actually out there are lucky she does not make me share videos like that on this blog. It's amazing she can watch a strip tease video of me without getting sick. Tiny is disgusting. Fat and gross and gross and disgusting.....with a teeny tiny penis. It was so humiliating to send that video to her. Hopefully she never shows anyone else.

After some more chatting she  had me do some more secretary work and help her with some school projects, and then it was pillow humping time! Mistress likes to make me hump my pillow when she allows me to have a release. First she wanted me to pinch my balls 15 times and punch my nuts 10 times, and stick a small cucumber in my ass. Here is the cucumber sticking out of my ass, covered in one of my tiny condoms.

Lady Madeline then allowed me to hump my pillow...the same pillow Tiny sleeps on. She lets me put a towel down though first. She is so nice to me. While pillow humping, with the cucumber in my ass, she made me repeat "I am Mistress Madeline's bitch" over and over. It didn't take my baby dick long to cum all over the towel. My small amount of jizz was of course all licked up. Mistress told me to take a shower after finishing my cum, so that was the end of a great weekend of service.

Peeing with a Tiny Penis....another video

Mistress has made me sit to pee for some time now, because with a dick like mine it makes no sense to pee standing like a real man with a real penis. She did want me to document peeing like a man does though, to show how ridiculous it is for me.

clip of me standing to pee with my tiny dick....

This is the second video of me peeing like this, but the first one was from my perspective. In order to film it, the camera had to be in my hand. She wanted a more accurate video, so this time the camera was sitting on the counter.

As you can see, my teeny tiny penis barely stick out of the fly of my jeans. My hands don't really hold and aim my penis....they really just hold my pants back so my clit-dick has room to stick out. And shaking it is kind of hard to do since it is so tiny. It is easy for me to get pee on my fingers when peeing like a man does, so she wanted to be sure to tell me to wash my hands. That is very important for all men to do, but especailly for "men" with dicks that are more like clits.

Peeing with a Tiny Dick.....the video!

Mistress hasn't let me pee standing up like a man for some time now. It makes sense, since my penis is more like a clit than a real dick. Sitting down to pee is now the norm, so it was actually a little weird to pee standing up for the video she requested. She wanted to see what it looks like for such a small penis to pee standing up. Since she only allows me to pee sitting, this might be the last standing piss ever to come out of my minuscule dick.

As you can see, my thimble dick barely makes it past the fly of my jeans. And there isn't much shaft to grab onto. Some guys don't wash their hands after they pee, which is disgusting, but maybe their dick are so long that the end is nowhere near their fingers. With my dick it's almost impossible not to get some pee on my fingers.

Not only does my little acorn penis barely stick out of the fly, but my fat belly keeps getting in the way. The only way for me to see my dick is to lean forward. It's pretty sad really. Without being able to easily see it, and with it being so small, it's easy to forget it's there at all.

Punishments 3 and 4: Do Eat the Yellow Snow

After picking my own punishments the first and second time, Lady Madeline picked the last two. And of course she did not make it easy on me. I used to drink her pee a lot when I lived near her, but obviously that is impossible now that I am about 1800 miles away. So now me makes me drink my own pee. I guess since I am her property, my pee IS her pee right? At least that's what I tell myself to make it less gross.

Usually I drink my pee as fast as I can because it is so unpleasant, but this time she wanted me to drink it in public. That was punishment number three. I couldn't chug it to get it over with. I had to take sips in a public place. So I pissed in a water bottle and went for a walk to find a place to sip the urine. The pee in the bottle could have been an energy drink or soda or something, so I seriously doubt anyone would assume it was piss, but I was still nervous. if I did get caught drinking pee I didn't want to be in a store I usually go to, so I stopped into a discount shoe store that I've never been to before. The store was full of middle aged women, and I know she wanted me to do it in front of people, so that would work. I browsed the men's section for awhile, and then pulled the bottle out of my pocket.

As I took my first sip another shopper made direct eye contact with me. I am sure she had no idea what I was actually drinking. At least I think so. It was hard not to make a gross face after tasting the piss. I kept drinking around other shoppers and workers, and people saw me, but I don't think they knew what was really happening.

Now it was time for punishment number four.....eating yellow snow. It is pretty warm for February, and most of the snow from the blizzard a couple of weeks ago is gone, but there is still some left. The fourth punishment was to pour some of the pee in the snow and then eat it. Mistress was hoping someone would see me, and since it was a nice day there were a lot of people out walking around. I was worried more that someone would wonder why I was making a snow cone with my drink and less that they would be grossed out by what the drink was. A few people did walk and drive by while I was eating the snowball, but I don't think anyone saw me making it. The snow was so cold that I didn't taste the pee much, so it wasn't as bad as drinking it. I still felt like an idiot though.

This Is Why It's Hard To Pee With A Tiny Penis

About a week ago I blogged about the difficulties of peeing with a tiny dick. It really does make it hard to pee without making a mess. It was embarrassing to admit I can't pee like a real man, but that was nothing compared to what I'm about to do....provide visual evidence. You're about to see why my little penis makes is difficult to take a piss.

Here you can see that my little stub of a penis barely peeks past the fly of my pants. Most men whip out their cocks when they step up to a urinal, but I have to push my fly back and hope the tip of my dick makes it past.....

Here you can see why I have to wash my hands after taking a piss. It amazes me when I see a guy in a public restroom skip washing his hands, but I guess their dicks are long enough to avoid getting wet fingertips. I don't have much to grab onto, so when I do hold it to aim I get pee on my fingers.....

Sitting to pee is better, but not perfect. As you can see, my penis stub is so short that when I sit down it points instead of hangs. So when I sit to pee I have to remember to push it down so the pee stream doesn't go straight out and over the rim of the bowl.....

Small Penis Handicaps...Peeing with a Tiny Dick

There are a lot of problems that come with having a really small penis. Obviously, it is difficult, if not impossible, to please a woman with a dick as small as mine. Another problem is finding condoms small enough to stay on my little penis. And there is the humiliation you feel when showering in a locker room and you're the smallest dick there. But there is another problem that all little-dicked guys have to deal with on a daily basis.....it's hard to pee with a small penis.

My Mistress has decided that I should pee sitting down from now on. It makes sense really, since men stand to pee, men have dicks, and my penis is closer to a clit than a dick. Every time I sit down to pee it reminds me of how pathetic my clit-dick is.

Standing to pee when your as small as I am is difficult. I'm only an inch or so long when soft, so I have to make sure I pull my little nub out as far as possible when I piss. I also have to make sure that the open fly of my pants is pushed back and away. I can't casually whip it out and go like most men. I have to make a conscious effort to get my pants out of the way.

Even if I get my baby-dick past my pants, I have to make sure I hit the toilet. I have to remember to get as close to the toilet as possible, and lean forward. Otherwise I dribble in the front of the rim or on the floor. I hate making a mess in my bathroom at home. And if I'm not careful, that's what happens. I doubt men with normal sized dicks have to clean the floor after every time they pee.

Another problem is public restrooms. I hate them. My dick is so small that I am embarrassed to pee in public urinals. I know most guys aren't looking, but I still get too nervous to go. It makes trips to the bathroom in crowded public places like bars, stadiums, and airports very difficult. I always think everyone who sees me go into a stall thinks I'm some kind of wimp that is scared to pee in public, which I am.

When I do manage to pee standing up without making a mess of my pants or the floor, I always get a little pee on my fingers. I don't have much of a dick to shake when I'm done, and it is so short that my fingers are really close to the end, so they always get some pee on them. I'm always amazed at the guys that don't wash their hands after pissing. It's really gross, but I assume there dicks are big enough that they can hold them at the base and still be far away from the pee stream.

So peeing sitting down is a better option, but it is still not perfect. You would think with a clit-dick I would be able to pee like a girl, but there is a problem. My flaccid penis is so short that it points instead of hangs. So I have to remember to push it down when I sit on the toilet. Otherwise the pee goes straight forward from my little acorn of a soft wiener, and can go over the front rim of the toilet. This makes a huge mess and is way worse than dribbling on the floor. It splashes all over the back of my legs and the pants I am wearing, and runs down the front of the toilet bowl too. I can clean up the toilet bowl, but getting the back of my pant legs covered in piss can only be fixed by doing laundry. And it looks odd to change your pants in the middle of the day for no reason. Imagine trying to explain that since you have a tiny penis, you have to sit to pee, but even that doesn't always work and you pissed all over yourself. It's humiliating.

This happened to me the other day, but luckily I was still wearing my PJ's so I didn't have to change pants in the middle of the day. The worst was when it happened on the first day of a long weekend trip, and I ruined one of the two pairs of pants I had packed.

So as you can see, having a tiny penis is a real handicap. It's more than the just the humiliation of being an inadequate sexual partner. It makes simple things like taking a leak very difficult. My penis is very pathetic and doesn't even function like a normal penis does. How sad.