My Name is Tiny

My name really isn't Tiny, obviously, but that's what Lady Madeline wants me to call myself. Actually, she wants me to use third person. This has been going on for awhile now, mostly. Tiny does use "me" and "mine" which is technically not third person, but her actual rule is no using "I".

Maybe she thinks it is funny to make me use funny names. Maybe she wants to take my focus off of myself. Maybe it's both. Either way, she told me not to use the word "I". You may have noticed this in the last few blog entries. Instead of "I", Tiny has used names like Babydick, Lil'dick, Tinypeen, and her favorite....Fatty McDickless. Mistress really thought that one was funny. It became simply Fatty for a long time, but she has grown tired of it. She thought about making me use Fat Pig, or FP for short, but she wanted the new name to remind everyone of the tiny penis between my legs....so "Tiny" it is. It's a good name. Of course, anything she calls me is a good name.

Fatty McDickless

In case anyone is wondering why Mistress likes to refer to me as Fatty McDickless...