Slave Memories: The Cost of a Ride... Nut Punches

Usually finishing my houseboy chores at Lady Madeline's apartment meant getting dressed, removing my collar, kissing Mistress's feet, and taking her garbage out on my way out. On one special day we both were leaving at the same time, and we both happened to be going in the same direction. She was going someplace where very lucky people were going to get to hang out with her, and my destination was on her route. You are not going to believe this, but she offered me a ride! How lucky for such a pathetic slave like me! It was such an honor to get to ride in her car, and she let me sit in the passenger seat and did not make me ride in the trunk like a pathetic piece of her property. She has always been so nice to me, and offering the ride was very helpful.

As we pulled up to the corner where she was dropping me off, she ordered me to spread my legs and keep them spread. After a second of confusion on my part, she slammed her fist into my balls multiple times. Of course my natural reaction was to flinch, but she still nailed my nuts hard a few times. Her nut punches caused intense pain as she ordered me out of the car and pulled away laughing.

Dick Punches

Mistress ordered me to punish myself by punching my little dick ten times. It's hard to count while punching yourself, so there ended up being eleven dick punches. Self inflicted CBT isn't the same as when Mistress does it. But unfortunately Lady Madeline is very far away. Hopefully she enjoys seeing this, but she surely would rather be doing it herself.

Tiny is an annoying pest and a twit.....and is sorry.

My Mistress sent me this email today, and she is not very happy with me. My only job is to make her happy, yet all Tiny seems to do is annoy her. This makes Tiny sad. Tiny is very sorry to be a pest, Mistress. Tiny will do better from now on. Tiny promises to be amusing, not annoying. Tiny is sorry.

Enough with communicating with me via twitter DM and @ posts. SO ANNOYING! You expect me to be inconvenienced to come find you all over the internet or receive pestering email notifications about your stupid @ messages so I have to sign in there when you could email me directly here? FUCKING CONSOLIDATE. And you BETTER post an apology for me publicly admitting your irksome behavior. Since you have no life anyway you can re-post this email in your blog too so people see how much you've fucked up-- unless you're too ashamed, which you should be. Do it anyway. 

Notice I've been ignoring you lately? It's because it's too irritating to get these fucking tidbits all the time! You used to remember to save it all for a weekly email update and now you've slipped into dropping these penis-centered mini-comments like turds all over my inbox daily. (Mini is no surprise since they match your dick size so no wonder you like the 140 character thing....that and utter laziness.)

Do better, NOW. If you weren't hiding in the Midwest I'd slap you into next week and pulverize your balls so it's highly unsatisfying that the punishments I dole out are usually about orgasm denial or just neglecting you instead of cathartic sadism. But you're used to not satisfying women, aren't you, dickless? Speaking of release allotment, you have NONE until the 4th of July when you celebrate your non-independence. 
Also, I demand you make video of yourself punching your minuscule dick ten times (and *hard*) ASAP. 

When you can't think of anything else to do except play around on twitter all day, remember you can always write blog entries about being a dickless pansy, can't you? Give us all some laughs. You may still post to twitter but only because it humiliates you and also other Mistresses keep you in check which I like. Being a big fat baby you need constant supervision. 

AND GET WORKING ON THOSE ETIQUETTE TRAINING videos, slacker! Privacy is a lame excuse; do them in the bathroom in silence. 

Lastly, I can't believe I even have to say this but you will do AT LEAST ONE charity act before the end of July. I suggest you volunteer in a soup kitchen. You may submit proposals for other ideas if you are drawn towards another service act and then wait for my approval. Donation via money is acceptable but let me know where it's going and email/send me documentation. (With in person acts I trust you will be honest.) In short, you are not just a servant to me and of course animals, but also a servant to humanity at large. Once a month (minimum) you will devote time and/or money to this endeavor. 

You are only allowed 3 twitter posts today so use them well!  

Mistress

Peeing with a Tiny Dick.....the video!

Mistress hasn't let me pee standing up like a man for some time now. It makes sense, since my penis is more like a clit than a real dick. Sitting down to pee is now the norm, so it was actually a little weird to pee standing up for the video she requested. She wanted to see what it looks like for such a small penis to pee standing up. Since she only allows me to pee sitting, this might be the last standing piss ever to come out of my minuscule dick.

As you can see, my thimble dick barely makes it past the fly of my jeans. And there isn't much shaft to grab onto. Some guys don't wash their hands after they pee, which is disgusting, but maybe their dick are so long that the end is nowhere near their fingers. With my dick it's almost impossible not to get some pee on my fingers.

Not only does my little acorn penis barely stick out of the fly, but my fat belly keeps getting in the way. The only way for me to see my dick is to lean forward. It's pretty sad really. Without being able to easily see it, and with it being so small, it's easy to forget it's there at all.

My Name is Tiny

My name really isn't Tiny, obviously, but that's what Lady Madeline wants me to call myself. Actually, she wants me to use third person. This has been going on for awhile now, mostly. Tiny does use "me" and "mine" which is technically not third person, but her actual rule is no using "I".

Maybe she thinks it is funny to make me use funny names. Maybe she wants to take my focus off of myself. Maybe it's both. Either way, she told me not to use the word "I". You may have noticed this in the last few blog entries. Instead of "I", Tiny has used names like Babydick, Lil'dick, Tinypeen, and her favorite....Fatty McDickless. Mistress really thought that one was funny. It became simply Fatty for a long time, but she has grown tired of it. She thought about making me use Fat Pig, or FP for short, but she wanted the new name to remind everyone of the tiny penis between my legs....so "Tiny" it is. It's a good name. Of course, anything she calls me is a good name.