Animal Rights Petitions week of 7.4.16

Here are some more animal rights petitions TP signed recently. Please take a moment to add your name as well. It can't only help, and it would make the animals and Lady Madeline happy.

1. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/119/507/300/san-antonio-zoo-free-lucky-the-elephant/#sign
2. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/917/589/951/save-the-remaining-bomb-sniffing-dogs-from-the-clutches-of-eastern-securities/
3. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/471/427/050/stop-the-beagle-puppy-animal-testing-farm/#sign
4. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/476/973/514/ensure-tighter-controls-on-illegal-fox-cub-cubbing/
5. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/133/674/391/stop-nicotine-experiments-on-animals/#sign
6. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/149/044/734/deny-lucy-the-elephant-home-the-valley-zoo-a-new-zoo-permit./
7. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/373/868/100/help-ban-bullfighting-in-the-balearics/#sign
8. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/703/775/553/stop-the-atrocities-at-the-baby-monkey-lab-at-the-university-of-washington-and-shut-it-down-for-good/#sign
9. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/606/715/001/federal-ban-on-steel-jaw-body-gripping-traps/#sign
10. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/727/928/285/

small dick to start the day

This is what TP sees every morning before getting in the shower. Every day starts with a reminder that TP's dick is tiny.

Animal Rights Petitions week of June 5th

These are the petitions TP signed this week for his Mistress. Please take a few seconds and sign them too. It would make the animals, and my Mistress, very happy!

1. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/471/427/050/stop-the-beagle-puppy-animal-testing-farm/
2. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/220/799/666/
3. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/436/968/714/stop-procter-gamble-from-testing-on-animals/
4. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/321/185/271/congress-support-the-amendment-to-bill-banning-taxes-used-for-horse-slaughterhouse-inspections/
5. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/885/601/454/
6. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/244/865/976/
7. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/219/918/927/stop-chick-grinding-in-the-u.s./
8. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/986/989/169/save-tigers-from-thai-temple-where-40-dead-tiger-cubs-were-found-in-a-freezer/

Animal Rights Petitions week of 5.8.16

These are the most recent animal rights related petitions TP has signed for his Mistress. If you are reading this, please take a moment to sign them yourself. It doesn't take long, and can be a help to those animals that need it.

1. https://community.sumofus.org/petitions/the-olive-garden-pays-its-workers-peanuts-and-sells-seafood-peeled-by-slaves/?akid=19154.4294648.fpoGNG&bucket=19154&rd=1&source=fwd&t=1
2. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/172/746/194/stop-using-rabbits-and-sheep-for-emergency-medicine-training/
3. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/927/184/231/tell-simons-foundation-to-stop-funding-cruel-monkey-%E2%80%9Cautism%E2%80%9D-experiments/
4. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/471/427/050/stop-the-beagle-puppy-animal-testing-farm/
5. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/490/298/013/demand-%22beasts-of-burden%22-receive-better-treatment/
6. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/511/675/536/please-urge-hormel-to-stop-buying-pork-from-pig-torturing-supplier-qpp/
7. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/815/945/903/save-the-pack-animals-at-havasu-falls./
8. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/309/500/762/uk-prevent-antibiotic-apocalypse-ban-overuse-in-farming/
9. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/133/084/963/
10. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/185/307/850/implement-enforce-animal-cruelty-registry-in-north-carolina/
11. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/660/883/326/chicks-dyed-and-sold-in-plastic-bags-as-toys-on-thai-island-koh-lanta/

Animal Rights Petitions

One of TP's tasks assigned by Lady Madeline is to sign petitions for animal rights. TP is going to start posting them on the blog, so hopefully you can sign them too. Please do... it would make TP's Mistress very happy, and it's good for our animal friends too!

Animals Petitions signed the week of 4.24.16

• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/379/280/027/yorkshire-say-no-to-beagle-research-farm/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/174/778/148/urge-the-australian-government-to-ban-scientific-research-experiments-on-dogs/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/830/937/144/university-of-houston-stop-using-live-animals-in-your-school-labs/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/471/427/050/stop-the-beagle-puppy-animal-testing-farm/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/436/968/714/stop-procter-gamble-from-testing-on-animals/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/887/398/274/congress-pass-the-humane-cosmetics-act/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/382/stop-animal-testing---loreal/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/571/406/014/stop-funding-animal-experiments/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/379/240/751/demand-that-sexual-lubricant-testing-on-animals-should-cease./
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/795/855/613/close-msd-animal-health-laboratories-for-extreme-animal-exploitation/

Petitions signed the week of 4.10.16

• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/382/stop-animal-testing---loreal/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/703/775/553/stop-the-atrocities-at-the-baby-monkey-lab-at-the-university-of-washington-and-shut-it-down-for-good/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/887/398/274/congress-pass-the-humane-cosmetics-act/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/471/427/050/stop-the-beagle-puppy-animal-testing-farm/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/680/025/780/end-funding-for-ptsd-research-on-animals/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/133/674/391/stop-nicotine-experiments-on-animals/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/830/937/144/university-of-houston-stop-using-live-animals-in-your-school-labs/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/454/437/015/urge-the-new-york-blood-center-not-to-abandon-66-chimpanzees-it-used-in-experiments-for-30-years/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/449/918/306/demand-an-end-to-cruel-and-unnecessary-experiments-on-pigs-in-new-zealand/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/149/044/734/deny-lucy-the-elephant-home-the-valley-zoo-a-new-zoo-permit./
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/564/249/621/retire-pawan-kali/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/511/675/536/please-urge-hormel-to-stop-buying-pork-from-pig-torturing-supplier-qpp/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/637/750/021/indiana-require-all-dogs-and-cats-sold-in-pet-stores-to-come-from-local-shelters-and-rescue-groups/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/619/478/643/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/226/250/011/justice-for-baby-bulldog/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/867/724/824/ask-amazon-to-stop-selling-traps-used-to-capture-and-torture-animals/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/381/257/671/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/204/651/055/justice-for-spike-the-friendly-dog-fire-nypd-policeman-who-shot-him-for-no-reason./
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/691/898/208/lions-and-bears-starving-in-tiny-cages-in-armenias-worst-zoo/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/459/872/923/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/321/370/512/stop-british-labs-from-experimenting-on-horses/
• http://www.thepetitionsite.com/743/383/173/stop-torture-on-and-exploitation-of-50-year-old-biggest-usker-of-kerala-ramachandran/

Live Animal Keychains... cruel and disgusting

Just when you start to think human beings aren't terrible cruel creatures, something like this comes along and reminds you just how horrible people can be. This is absolutely disgusting... people in China are putting live animals in key chains. Turtles, fish, and small amphibious animals into plastic bags, attached to keys or cell phones, and left to slowly suffocate or starve to death. THEY ARE SEALED IN PLASTIC WHERE THEY EITHER SUFFOCATE OR STARVE TO DEATH!!!!. What. The. Fuck. And why do people do this? Because they think they are good luck.

Stuff like this makes me hate people, and gives me little hope for the human race. How can anyone think trinkets that cause animals to slowly die are acceptable. Good luck? GOOD LUCK??!!! This is torture! And it makes me sick to my stomach.

Maybe it will help, maybe it won't, but please sign the petition. Tweet about it. Facebook it. Tumblr it. Whatever your preferred social media outlet is, please use it to spread the word. Maybe, just maybe, it can help stop this barbaric act.

Bottled Water... more gross than golden showers

TP has consumed a lot of gross things as a slave, and drank a lot of pee, but nothing TP has ever put in his mouth is as bad as bottled water. Why? Because bottled water is wasteful, expensive, bad for the environment, and probably just tap water anyway.

TP has been drinking his water from a re-usable bottle for years. It goes with TP every where... home, work, road trips, flights. There is no reason to ever pay for water. It's probably tap water anyway, or even worse than tap water!

And plastic bottles are really bad for the environment. Think about how much petroleum is wasted making bottles used to get something that comes out of faucets in every home in the country. We're trying to save fossil fuels whenever we can, yet drinking water from plastic bottles that are likely to end up in a landfill. And of course all the energy wasted to ship something that is already flowing through pipes.

So instead of spending your hard earned money on something that is almost free to begin with, plan ahead and fill your re-usable bottle, and then spend the savings on your Mistress.

Nice Sweater...

TP took this picture back when it was cold enough to wear a sweater, and so you'd think the small dick was because of shrinkage due to the cold. Nope. Just a tiny dick peaking out.

Dick Drawer Slam

Lady Madeline wanted TP to slam his dick in a drawer. This really scared TP. TP was worried it was going to do some serious damage, or possibly even get chopped off. Everyone on twitter didn't help me calm down about it, but TP did it anyway because it was an order from his Mistress. It's really hard to hurt yourself, so TP probably didn't slam the drawer as hard as possible, but it did hurt. Luckily it didn't catch or get pinned in an awkward way, and there was no damage.

Diarrhea Public Humiliation...It's Coming Out!

Lady Madeline wanted TP to humiliate himself in public today, so she instructed TP to do the "diarrhea thing". That is when TP asks a stranger to point out the nearest bathroom, but in a very urgent and embarrassing way. TP is to  look desperate, act like he is trying to hold it in, and declare that he has very bad diarrhea that is "coming out". Mistress wants TP to awkwardly offer more information than necessary and to look very stupid as he does this. So TP did this today at a pet store. TP was recording a video as he went up to a cute girl, and this is the result. You can't really see anything because TP had his phone by his side, but you can hear the conversation.

You can probably hear TP asking about the bathroom and saying the diarrhea is coming out. TP said that a few times, and every time he did the girl gave him a really weird look. She thought TP was a freak! But she did tell TP where the bathroom was, and the code to get in, before he ran off. She really thought TP was a weirdo.

Later when TP came out of the bathroom he saw the same girl talking to two other workers, a guy and a girl. TP stood out of their site in the aisle across from them to try and hear what they were talking about. The guy left, and gave TP a strange look as he passed him. This left the two girls to talk. TP could not hear exactly what they said, but he heard a lot of giggling and then really loud laughter.

TP did his shopping, then walked passed them as he was leaving the store, and got more strange looks from them. He looked back as he went to make his purchase, and they were still staring at TP from across the store like he was a crazy person. They watched TP all the way up to the cash register and then out of the front door.

It was clear that they were talking about, and laughing at TP, and every worker in the store probably now knows about the weird guy that told her he almost shit his pants.

Lady Madeline found this to be very funny.

My Dick Looks Great in those Heels?

My Mistress wanted me to contribute to this tumblr, http://www.yourdicklooksgreatinthoseheels.com/, which was easier said than done. It was hard for me to get a picture like the ones on the site because all the other dicks fit in the shoes, and mine... well... it doesn't. The pic has been submitted, but we'll see if it makes the cut. Either way, it is posted here for you all to enjoy, or laugh at.

Self-Ballbust in GIF form!

Another self ballbust session with my old shoe. This time it's in GIF form.

Smacking my Genitals with a Shoe

Mistress wants TP to hurt his genitals once a week, and wanted to see a video. So here it is... TP smacking his cock and balls with an old shoe for Lady Madeline.

My Contribution to Wee Weenie Wednesday

The Dominatrix Mommy Blogger Mona Darling has been running a series called Wee Weenie Wednesday in which subs and slaves into Small Penis Humiliation answer questions about the fetish. She was kind enough to ask TP to contribute, and TP was honored to do so. Especially since SPH is TP's favorite fetish.

Here is TP's Wee Weenie Wednesday blog post.

And of course a picture of TP's wee weenie...

Sexism in America Today

Recently Lady Madeline gave me an assignment to list all the ways sexism still exist in today's American society. This is the list TP came up with. There are surely more than this, but this is what TP's tiny brain was able to come up with.

1. Women earn less money then men.
2. In fact, women earn only 77 cents on a man's dollar.
3. Women are passed over for jobs in favor of men that are no more qualified, and often less qualified.
4. Qualities that are admirable in men are seen as flaws in women.
5. Character traits, such as being aggressive or demanding, may result in women being classified as a "bitch"
6. Sexual harassment of women in the workplace is still common.
7. Women are pigeonholed into certain jobs such as administrative assistant or receptionist.
8. Certain professions still tend to not take women seriously, such as architecture or engineering.
9. Women in management positions are not taken as seriously as men.
10. Women are not provided as many opportunities to advance in the workplace.
11. Older men are seen as wise and possible still attractive while older women are not looked upon favorably.
12. Body standards are much different for men and women.
13. Overweight men are not met with nearly as much disapproval as overweight women.
14. A women's value is measured more on her looks than her intelligence or character.
15. Parenting is seen as the responsibility of women primarily.
16. Strict discipline is still seen as being the job of the father, while care-giving is seen as the job of the mother.
17. Marital status defines women more than it does men.
18. Women who do not want to have children are looked down upon.
19. Women have to wait for a man to propose to them
20. A woman's worth is measured by the size of the engagement ring she is given by a man.
21. Women are still expected to change their name when they get married.
22. Women are more likely to give up their career to raise children then men are.
23. Men are uncomfortable when women make more money than they do.
24. Female celebrities are more likely to be required to become sex objects to become famous.
25. Women are nude in films a lot more than men.
26. Women are often given supporting roles in television and movies.
27. Female characters are often not as developed as male characters in television and movies.
28. Women are usually portrayed as a "damsel in distress" in television, movies, and video games.
29. Strong female characters are seen as "bitchy"... for example Skyler White from Breaking Bad.
30. Women are rarely the main protagonist or antagonist unless women are the primary target audience.
31. Lead female characters are often still objectified as sex objects.
32. Female musicians that are not singers are still seen as novelties.
33. Female singers are required to sell their sexuality in addition to their musical ability.
34. Women are less likely to won awards such as Oscars.
35. Certain careers, such as teacher or nurse, are still seen as for women only
36. Women have a much tougher time being elected to political office.

As God As My Witness... Please Think of the Turkeys

DISCLAIMER: TP IS A COMPLETE IDIOT FOR NOT GETTING THIS BLOG POST DONE IN TIME FOR THANKSGIVING. TP SUCKS AND IS A MORON, BUT THE MESSAGE IS STILL THE SAME.

The holidays are a tough time for turkeys. Around 30% of the turkey eaten in the US happens around Thanksgiving and Christmas. But there are better ways to eat turkey for your holiday dinner... more responsible and caring ways.

Obviously we know that Turkeys cannot fly, which can lead to disaster...

Dropping turkeys from a helicopter is probably not on your agenda for the holidays. Eating turkey probably is, and if you are going to do that please think of the source of your turkey. There are many benefits of eating organic turkey. They taste better than the genetically modified turkeys you are likely to find at most big supermarkets, but more importantly they are much better for you.

But forget about us humans... what about the turkeys? Factory farms are horrible for animals. It's inhumane and disgusting. But one thing you can do is look for pasture raised turkeys. Not just organic, because that designation means only reaching certain minimum requirements. Do your research and ask your grocer. Even better is to find local farms and buy the turkey directly from them. You'll be supporting small business and supporting farmers that raise their turkeys in a humane way. It's a win/win.

One last thing you can do is make a donation that supports the effort to end farm animal abuse. Or even adopt a turkey. It won't help the turkeys slaughtered for past holiday meals, but it can help for next fall and beyond.

Clit-Dick in a Black & White Ribbon

Mistress wanted to see my little clit-dick dressed up, so here it is wrapped in a fancy black & white ribbon.

Clit Dicks Pee on Their Balls

It's been a couple years since Lady Madeline ordered TP to sit when he pees, and now it seems so normal. It makes sense really. TP's dick is more like a clit than a penis. Only men stand to pee, and men don't have clits. So sitting really is natural when your dick is tiny.

A nice benefit of sitting to pee is it's a reminder of my amazing Mistress. Every time TP turns around and lowers himself onto a toilet he remembers that it is because Lady Madeline told him to. TP thinks about his Mistress a lot anyway, but little reminders are nice.

But, even sitting to pee doesn't work perfectly. For example, a week or so ago TP went to use the bathroom after waking up, and while half asleep sitting on the toilet TP felt something weird. TP felt wetness on his balls. TP was pissing on his own balls! How sad is that? Even sitting down to pee doesn't work with a pathetic excuse for a penis like the one TP has.

TP has heard that joke before... a dick so small you pee on your balls... but it really happens to him. And as you can see by this picture of what his little dick looks like when he is sitting, it is easy to do. TP's balls stuck out a lot farther then his dick does. It's amazing TP doesn't pee on his balls more often. How sad.

Study Says BDSM Correlated With Better Mental Health, Lady Madeline Says TP Is Still Crazy

Well it looks like all us kinky people are not so nuts after all. According to a recent study, people into BDSM are more mentally healthy than people into vanilla sex. Well, my Mistress still says TP is crazy. And she has to be right. Why else would TP enjoy getting pissed on and having his balls smacked? Anyway... all the rest of you BDSM freaks appear to be sane.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/05/bdsm-better-mental-health-study_n_3390676.html?utm_hp_ref=tw

10 Amazing Years Serving Lady Madeline

Ten years ago today TP's life changed forever. On this date in 2003, TP had his very first session with Lady Madeline. Can you believe that? Ten years! TP would have never thought that session would lead to anything more than a fun and frightening hour, but here we are. Getting to serve Lady Madeline has been one of the most amazing experiences of TP's life.

Ten years ago TP was still new to San Francisco. TP had also decided he was done with BDSM. TP still felt submissive, and was a pervy little freak, but thought he shouldn't be sessioning anymore for some reason. Maybe it was the old catholic guilt. But as a new resident of the city it couldn't hurt to check out the local Dommes' websites... right? Well one website caught TP's attention, and TP kept going back and back and back until one day TP broke down and scheduled a session. It was the best decision TP ever made.

It's hard to believe that session was ten years ago. TP still remembers how amazing Lady Madeline looked when she opened the door to greet a very nervous loser with a little dick.

That session led to another, and then another, and then a shopping trip to Victoria's Secret... and soon Lady Madeline was controlling all of TP's orgasms. Then she allowed TP to be her delivery boy, bringing her breakfast on Saturday mornings. Eventually she let TP inside her apartment and gave TP chores to do... dishes, and sweeping and stuff like that.

Then she gave TP a collar.

TP was so happy. TP had not only become the property of an amazing Domme, but he was able to live out all the kinky fantasies he had in his perverted head.

But the main thing was getting to know Lady Madeline as a person. She is so smart and talented and TP considers her a friend. A friend that just happens to also own him!

After a couple years of serving as Lady Madeline's houseboy, life took TP back to Chicago. TP was heartbroken to leave his Mistress, but had no choice. So TP stopped serving for a couple years. We stayed in touch with emails every so often, but it wasn't the same.

Eventually TP got the BDSM bug again, and called a phone line Domme. It was fun, but TP missed his old Mistress. That phone Domme had some humiliating pictures of TP on her website, so TP decided to email Lady Madeline to show her. TP thought she would find it funny, but secretly TP wanted to admit to her that he had called another Domme. TP felt guilty, even though Lady Madeline did not do phone sessions. TP always felt loyal to Lady Madeline.

And then an email came from Lady Madeline suggesting what TP had been hoping for... she wanted to play again! She wanted me to serve long distance! She was semi-retired and missed having a pathetic slut to humiliate and suggested we start up again. TP had never been happier!

And here we are... after taking a break for a couple years, TP is still loyal to his amazing and beautiful owner. TP hopes to serve Lady Madeline forever, but even if for some reason the BDSM part stops someday, he knows he has a friend for life. A friend that pees on him, but a friend non the less.

Happy anniversary, Mistress.