Slave Memories: SPH Online and In Person

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Mistress and slave Fighting Sexism

Lady Madeline is once again using her powers for good rather than evil by giving me a new assignment....fighting sexism in advertising. Just like her orders for me to write letters to companies that test on, or mistreat animals, she is now ordering me to start another letter writing campaign. Tiny will be compiling a list of commercials that are sexist, and once Mistress gives her approval, Tiny will start writing complaint letters.

My Mistress is an amazing woman, and orders like this are only part of the reason why. She could stick to assignments that humiliate me, but why stop there? Her control over me is a great way to attempt to make some changes for the better. Her ownership has made me a better person, so it is only natural that it should make the world a better place too.

And it is still a form of torture because it forces Tiny to pay attention to TV commercials which mostly suck.

Team....Poopcup?

It's a classic story. Boy likes girl. Girl doesn't like boy. Boy won't leave girl alone. Girl and her friends make jokes about boy drinking out of a poop cup. OK well maybe it's not really a classic, but it's happening on twitter. Go ahead and search for #TEAMPOOPCUP and you'll see what Tiny is talking about.

At some point Tiny got mixed up in all the #POOPCUP craziness. And GG Allin did too. Somebody made a joke about GG's tiny dick, and my tiny dick, and it all ended up becoming #POOPCUP memes.
Does this make any sense? It still doesn't to me. But the end result are these #TEAMPOOPCUP tiny penis memes. So what do you think? Is Tiny's tiny penis as small as GG Allin's tiny penis?

The R-Word is NOT ACCETABLE

Being the slave of Lady Madeline has made me a better person. Her rules force me to be smarter and more responsible. So when Tiny uses a stupid word like "retard" he knows it is not acceptable. Tiny is not allowed to use that word. Mistress forbids it. Instead she has me follow Dan Savage and substitute the word "leotard". She is not just a controlling Mistress that makes me do humiliating things for her amusement.....she is a good person that makes me a better person.

A few days ago Tiny messed up on twitter and accidentally used the word "retard". Tiny would like to apologize to anyone that was offended. It would be insensitive to say something like that even if Lady Madeline did not have a rule about it. Tiny tries his hardest not to use the R-word, but even one mess up is not acceptable.

Tiny is very very sorry.