Sunday, April 7, 2013

Smashing My Junk with a Toilet Seat

Lady Madeline likes for TP to feel pain when she has to suffer, and since she had bad cramps recently she decided TP needed to feel some pain in his cock and balls. So TP dropped a toilet seat on them.

And yes, that is an erection. Seriously.



Saturday, March 30, 2013

Slave Memories: Bed-rest Ballbusting

Back when TP served as houseboy to Lady Madeline he had regular chores he had to complete each time he came over... clean the litter box, do the dishes, take out the garbage, sweep the floor... but every so often Mistress would have something else that needed to be done. One day Mistress wanted TP to straighten up her bedroom, including the BDSM toys she had lying around. But Mistress had recently twisted her knee, and was stuck in bed. She couldn't really put weight on her leg, so she was ordering TP around from her bed and telling him where things went.

The last thing TP had to put away was a box of rubber medical gloves. But Mistress did not tell TP where to put them away. Instead she told TP to bring them to her.

Usually when TP served as houseboy he only wore two things... his collar, and a pair of panties. But this particular day TP did not have any panties to wear. This meant TP was naked, and his pathetic tiny penis was exposed for Lady Madeline to see. But it also meant his balls were exposed. Maybe this is what inspired Lady Madeline to have TP bring her the box of rubber gloves, because as soon as she had them she put them on and grabbed TP by the nuts. Mistress was not going to touch TP's disgusting genitals with her bare hands, especially since she could not easily walk to the bathroom to wash her hands.

Now Lady Madeline was stuck in bed, so TP could have moved away and been safe, but she ordered TP to stay close to her. And that's when it started. Her hand came down hard on TP's exposed balls as she slapped them really hard. TP stumbled over a bit, but did not move away. TP knew he better not try to get out of her reach or she would be really mad, but he also knew that his nuts were in for some abuse.

Lady Madeline laughed after that first slap, and then kept on hitting TP's balls. She slapped them, grabbed them, squeezed them, and slapped them some more.... laughing the entire time.

Then Lady Madeline formed a fist, and brought that fist up into TP's sore balls really hard. TP stumbled backwards and doubled over in pain, but stayed standing. Barely. TP felt like he was going to vomit. His balls hurt so bad from that uppercut blow from his Mistress's fist.

TP looked over at Lady Madeline, and she sternly told him to get back over there within reach. TP slowly made it back over to the bed of his Mistress, and she punched him in the nuts again. TP didn't have time to fall over after this punch, because Lady Madeline quickly slapped him a few more times. TP's nuts had never been that sore before.

But then Lady Madeline was done. She handed took off the gloves and told TP to throw them away. She then instructed TP to get dressed and gather the garbage to take out as he left. TP's chores were done for the day, and TP was leaving his wonderful Mistress... taking his sore balls with him.


Saturday, February 9, 2013

Chat with Mistress and Public Humiliation..."I Have Diarrhea!"

It's rare when TP's schedule and Lady Madeline's schedule allow us to spend a lot of time texting or chatting,  but one day last week TP got lucky and was able to interact with his amazing Mistress all day. And of course that mean TP had to humiliate himself in public.

Mistress said she was kind of bored with TP pissing his pants in public, and she had a new idea. She told TP she was laughing as she texted TP about it, and was laughing as she emailed TP the instructions. TP hadn't even done it yet and she was laughing! TP was nervous, and had no idea what to expect.

Mistress wanted TP to go out in public and run up to people desperately tell them "I HAVE REALLY BAD DIARRHEA!!! WHERE IS THE NEAREST BATHROOM??!!"... all while clutching my butt. This was going to be interesting.

TP's first target was a mail lady on her route. Mistress wanted to hear what was going on, so TP set his phone to record video, but didn't make it obvious. Mistress would be able to hear, but not see much. So TP runs up to the mail lady yelling about his diarrhea, and she laughs right at TP while giving him a side-eye look. She thought TP was a freak, but she pointed out the nearest restaurant with a bathroom so TP thanked her and scooted off.

Then TP saw a nail salon worker on a smoke break, so TP did the same thing. She did not laugh, but looked at TP like he was a weirdo. She popped her head into the nail salon and asked the boss of TP could use the bathroom, but she said no... so TP scooted off again.

TP got pretty good audio of both times, and Lady Madeline thought it was hilarious! TP loves making her laugh.

Later that day TP did it two more times in small stores. The first lady seemed weirded out by TP and said there was a KFC across the street with a bathroom. The second one seemed concerned for me, and offered to ask her manager if TP could use the employee bathroom. TP thanked her but yelled out "I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WAIT... GOTTA GO!!" and ran out of the store.

Mistress was very amused.

Later that night TP was lucky enough to have a nice chat on the phone with Lady Madeline. Mistress and TP talked about a lot of things... she has a friend that reads this blog and think's TP's baby dick is ridiculous... her well hung boyfriend (with a 9 inch dick) thinks TP is crazy for humiliating himself... Mistress asked if sitting to pee seemed normal to TP now (it does)... and she told TP a story about a friend that met a great guy on a dating site only to be disappointed when she found out the guy had a tiny penis. Her friend dumped the guy, of course.

Mistress had TP tie his little cock and balls up really tight and slap them. TP kept slapping and slapping and slapping, and realized Mistress did not tell him how many times or for how long to slap them. So TP kept going, waiting for her instruction. TP started to think she wasn't going to anything, but didn't want to stop without permission. TP did not know what to do. He wasn't even sure if she was still on the phone. Eventually TP gave up and asked her if he could stop slapping his balls. She said yes, and that she wanted to see how long TP would keep going. TP told her he had figured she was testing him and decided if he never asked to stop he would still be slapping his balls today.

Then Mistress told TP to spit on his little tiny dick, but TP kept missing. TP's big fat belly was in the way, and his dick was such a small target. Mistress was disgusted at the thought of a man so fat that he couldn't even see his dick to spit on it.

It was almost time to end the call, and Mistress said since TP had amused her with the diarrhea public humiliation, she would allow TP to release, but he had to do it while humping his pillow. She told TP she was going to hang up but text him when she wanted him to cum. So TP humped and humped and humped until his phone buzzed. She had texted "now!" and TP came all over his pillow. It was everywhere, on his belly and all over the pillow case. TP laid there totally spent, speechless and weak. It was an incredibly intense release. Mistress texted back again a few minutes later asking if he did it, and TP wrote back apologizing for not letting her know that he did, but it was only because he was weak from the intensity of the release. The TP licked it all of the pillow case.

TP loves talking to his Mistress and wishes he could do it more often. He still gets nervous when he is about to hear her voice. It is such an honor to serve her and be able to amuse her. TP wishes he could talk to her every day.

Monday, January 7, 2013

TP the Twitter Slut

TP has a confession to make. TP is a slut on twitter. It is so pathetic, but TP loves attention, and TP gets it on twitter. As a result TP is a flirt. Probably too much, and he hopes it doesn't upset and disrespect his Mistress, Lady Madeline.

Twitter has been great for TP. TP really feels like he belongs there, and gets to be himself. Meaning, TP gets to be open about his kinks and fetishes. For some reason it seems to be accepted there. Or if it's not, people simply unfollow. There is a great BDSM community on twitter, and TP fits right in. TP has met male and female subs, male doms, porn stars, Dommes, and Dommes that are porn stars. There are even a lot of kink friendly vanilla women that talk to TP.... they even tease TP about his small penis!

TP does get a lot of SPH on twitter. It's really surprising how much it happens. In the real world showing people your dick gets you thrown in jail. On twitter when TP tweets a dick pic, if he isn't too weird about it, he gets teased. It's a lot of fun. But that's when TP struggles with the fun going too far. Lady Madeline is my Mistress. TP has served her for almost 10 years now. 10 years! So how is TP supposed to react to other Dommes teasing him on twitter? There is a fine line between some SPH and becoming a full on attention whore that disrespects his Mistress. The last thing TP would ever want to do is disrespect Lady Madeline. But where is that line crossed? Is starring a Domme's tweet too much? Is retweeting a Domme too much? Is complimenting her too much?

TP probably flirts too much, but he doesn't think it crosses the line with the women he flirts with. Part of the reason has to be because of Lady Madeline's training. She has made TP into a much better slave than he ever thought he could be, and even when he does flirt TP still has manners and shows respect to the Dommes on twitter.

Also, TP makes it clear that he is very loyal to Lady Madeline. He is not trying to be the slave of every Domme on twitter. TP tries to just have fun with it, and they must not mind because a lot of Dommes tease him. TP does his best to not be a pest, a nuisance, or annoying in any way. It must be working because the twitter Dommes don't seem to be annoyed with me...yet. TP is as gentlemanly as he can be, and this is thanks to the training he has received from Lady Madeline.

Another reason TP gets so flirty on twitter is he can do it with out fear of embarrassment, because embarrassment is expected! In real life TP has always been intimidated by women and not good at flirting, but TP's followers already know is he is a pathetic dork, so TP embraces the possible embarrassment.

TP would never be so flirty with his Mistress. He has too much respect for her. TP is so far beneath her that he could never be that playful with her. In fact, she does not even allow TP to masturbate while thinking about her sexually. TP fantasizes about her pissing on his face, or punching his balls, or allowing him to kiss her feet or beautiful ass, but never ever fantasizes about her in a vanilla sexual way.

Mistress doesn't really like twitter, and hasn't taken to it like TP has. It's kind of funny that it was her idea for us to join. TP is glad she suggested it, because he feels at home there. TP always gets to be the submissive loser with a tiny dick because he always has his smart phone handy. Nobody in the real world knows, but everyone on twitter does.

So hopefully TP doesn't cross the line and flirt too much with his female twitter followers, whether they are porn stars, vanilla, or especially Dommes. TP hopes everyone knows where his loyalties are... with Lady Madeline of course! TP hopes his Mistress is not annoyed with his constant slutty behavior on twitter, and that she knows he does his best to represent her well. TP knows she can take twitter away from me at any time, and hopes she knows that as long as he gets to be her slave he could live without twitter. But TP can't live without Lady Madeline.