TP the Twitter Slut

TP has a confession to make. TP is a slut on twitter. It is so pathetic, but TP loves attention, and TP gets it on twitter. As a result TP is a flirt. Probably too much, and he hopes it doesn't upset and disrespect his Mistress, Lady Madeline.

Twitter has been great for TP. TP really feels like he belongs there, and gets to be himself. Meaning, TP gets to be open about his kinks and fetishes. For some reason it seems to be accepted there. Or if it's not, people simply unfollow. There is a great BDSM community on twitter, and TP fits right in. TP has met male and female subs, male doms, porn stars, Dommes, and Dommes that are porn stars. There are even a lot of kink friendly vanilla women that talk to TP.... they even tease TP about his small penis!

TP does get a lot of SPH on twitter. It's really surprising how much it happens. In the real world showing people your dick gets you thrown in jail. On twitter when TP tweets a dick pic, if he isn't too weird about it, he gets teased. It's a lot of fun. But that's when TP struggles with the fun going too far. Lady Madeline is my Mistress. TP has served her for almost 10 years now. 10 years! So how is TP supposed to react to other Dommes teasing him on twitter? There is a fine line between some SPH and becoming a full on attention whore that disrespects his Mistress. The last thing TP would ever want to do is disrespect Lady Madeline. But where is that line crossed? Is starring a Domme's tweet too much? Is retweeting a Domme too much? Is complimenting her too much?

TP probably flirts too much, but he doesn't think it crosses the line with the women he flirts with. Part of the reason has to be because of Lady Madeline's training. She has made TP into a much better slave than he ever thought he could be, and even when he does flirt TP still has manners and shows respect to the Dommes on twitter.

Also, TP makes it clear that he is very loyal to Lady Madeline. He is not trying to be the slave of every Domme on twitter. TP tries to just have fun with it, and they must not mind because a lot of Dommes tease him. TP does his best to not be a pest, a nuisance, or annoying in any way. It must be working because the twitter Dommes don't seem to be annoyed with me...yet. TP is as gentlemanly as he can be, and this is thanks to the training he has received from Lady Madeline.

Another reason TP gets so flirty on twitter is he can do it with out fear of embarrassment, because embarrassment is expected! In real life TP has always been intimidated by women and not good at flirting, but TP's followers already know is he is a pathetic dork, so TP embraces the possible embarrassment.

TP would never be so flirty with his Mistress. He has too much respect for her. TP is so far beneath her that he could never be that playful with her. In fact, she does not even allow TP to masturbate while thinking about her sexually. TP fantasizes about her pissing on his face, or punching his balls, or allowing him to kiss her feet or beautiful ass, but never ever fantasizes about her in a vanilla sexual way.

Mistress doesn't really like twitter, and hasn't taken to it like TP has. It's kind of funny that it was her idea for us to join. TP is glad she suggested it, because he feels at home there. TP always gets to be the submissive loser with a tiny dick because he always has his smart phone handy. Nobody in the real world knows, but everyone on twitter does.

So hopefully TP doesn't cross the line and flirt too much with his female twitter followers, whether they are porn stars, vanilla, or especially Dommes. TP hopes everyone knows where his loyalties are... with Lady Madeline of course! TP hopes his Mistress is not annoyed with his constant slutty behavior on twitter, and that she knows he does his best to represent her well. TP knows she can take twitter away from me at any time, and hopes she knows that as long as he gets to be her slave he could live without twitter. But TP can't live without Lady Madeline.

Sunglasses = Cool

Some of TP's twitter followers recently requested that he re-create this photo:

So here is TP's attempt to make his little dick look cool. This is for @Treoby, @breeski, and of course @MissVarla.

An Apology to Lady Madeline

I'm an idiot. I'm lazy. I've also been a pretty shitty slave recently. My amazing Mistress, Lady Madeline, is kind enough to give me rules to follow and to allow me the privilege of being her slave, but last week I took her for granted and did not complete my tasks. I made lame excuses about being busy with work, the holiday, and having family visiting. Instead of working around these interruptions, I blew off my slave duties and responsibilities. Any attempts I made to accomplish what Mistress ordered me to do were pathetic. I assumed I could make up for it this week, but I am not her slave on my schedule. None of the inconveniences that I used as reasons to not complete my tasks were serious enough to keep me from getting them done. I was lazy and worthless. I did not deserve to be her slave, and I feel so awful for disappointing her. She deserves the best.

So this week, instead of making up for last week's laziness, Mistress basically stripped me of being her slave. I hope it is only temporary. She did not allow me to drink pee for her. She did not allow me to touch hurt my little penis for her. She did not allow me to refer to myself in 3rd person. The name "TP" is for her slave, not some moron that can't do anything right.

She did give me some punishment. First, I was not allowed to even tough my tiny dick, and I have not. There have been no self-releases. Second, she ordered me to send 25 letters to companies that test on animals to protest their horrible actions against innocent animals. I have completed this task.

I can only hope Lady Madeline can forgive me for being such a horrible slave last week. I am truly truly very sorry, Mistress. It will not happen again, I promise. Mistress...I am begging for your forgiveness. I am sorry.

Public Humiliation at the Dollar Store

Lady Madeline really enjoys when TP humiliates himself. It really amuses her. And one of her favorite humiliating things for TP to do is piss his pants in public. So Sunday morning TP drank a lot of water, and then went for a walk with a full bladder.

There were not that many people out in the neighborhood even though it was a nice day, so TP decided to go into a Dollar Store and do it there. Mistress insists someone sees TP pissing himself, so he had to find some people, and the Dollar Store seemed like a good place. After walking around a bit TP stopped in an aisle next to a woman stocking shelves and pretended to look at some Christmas decorations. She was kneeling close to TP putting stuff on a low shelf. So TP started to pee. It started slow at first and TP wasn't sure if his jeans were even getting wet or just his boxers. Then after a few seconds it really stated to come and TP could tell that his pants were wet. TP could feel the wetness all on his inner thighs. TP was not sure of she noticed though. TP did not want to be too obvious and look right at her to see her reaction.

So then TP went to the next aisle over where another woman was stocking shelves. She definitely saw. She looked right at TP's wet crotch and at TP's face and then at TP's crotch again. She smirked and looked at TP like he was crazy. TP squeezed out some more pee, and she immediately left the aisle and went to talk to the girl in the other aisle that TP first pissed himself in front off.

TP positioned himself in a way that he could observe them and they were talking and shaking their heads and laughing. Then the second girl looked up and saw TP across the store and yelled out "can we help you find something?" but TP said no thanks and immediately left.

When TP arrived home his neighbor came out and stopped TP because she had some of TP's mail by mistake. This was a nightmare for TP. He was worried his neighbor was going to see his pee pee pants. But she stopped TP before TP could get into his apartment. TP tried to stand in a way that she could not see his crotch, but that was really awkward. TP is not sure of she noticed his piss stained pants because she didn't seem to react, but there is a good chance she did.

Before she went back into her apartment her cat ran out her door and into the stairwell up to TP's apartment, so TP had to help get the cat while the neighbor was standing lower on the stairs at eye level with TP's wet crotch. He tried to grab it while facing his wet crotch away from her, but she most likely noticed.

So now TP's neighbor most likely thinks of TP as a pathetic weirdo that pisses himself. Great.

This is what TP's wet pants looked like when he got home, right after seeing his neighbor.