This Is Why It's Hard To Pee With A Tiny Penis

About a week ago I blogged about the difficulties of peeing with a tiny dick. It really does make it hard to pee without making a mess. It was embarrassing to admit I can't pee like a real man, but that was nothing compared to what I'm about to do....provide visual evidence. You're about to see why my little penis makes is difficult to take a piss.

Here you can see that my little stub of a penis barely peeks past the fly of my pants. Most men whip out their cocks when they step up to a urinal, but I have to push my fly back and hope the tip of my dick makes it past.....

Here you can see why I have to wash my hands after taking a piss. It amazes me when I see a guy in a public restroom skip washing his hands, but I guess their dicks are long enough to avoid getting wet fingertips. I don't have much to grab onto, so when I do hold it to aim I get pee on my fingers.....

Sitting to pee is better, but not perfect. As you can see, my penis stub is so short that when I sit down it points instead of hangs. So when I sit to pee I have to remember to push it down so the pee stream doesn't go straight out and over the rim of the bowl.....

Slave Memories: Sidewalk Ballbusting

One of my favorite parts of serving as my Mistress's houseboy was kissing her feet before I left. I wasn't happy to leave her of course, but it was an honor to kiss her feet, especially while feeling good about getting all my chores done around her apartment. But one of my favorite memories of serving her is the one of the few times I did not kiss her feet as I left.

This particular day I believe I had the honor of doing her laundry, along with the dishes and sweeping and other stuff as usual. As I was getting ready to leave....which meant taking off my collar and putting my clothes back on....Mistress told me she was leaving too, so instead of kissing her feet, we walked out together.

It was always a thrill to be seen with her in public, even if it was for a short time as we walked down the sidewalk in her neighborhood. She is such a beautiful woman, and I imagine everyone that saw us together was very confused as to how I could even walk with her.

When we were about a half a block from the corner where we would go in opposite directions, she stopped and told me to come close to her right next to the building we were next to. She leaned in and I thought she was going to whisper something to me, but instead she suddenly punched me in the balls. Hard. She punched my nuts 4 or 5 times in rapid succession. I was not expecting this. The first punch nailed me square in the balls, and I doubled over. The next few did not land as directly as the first, but they still did damage. I was flinching a lot because that was my natural reaction. If it had been in session I would have tried not to flinch, but I was so surprised by her nut punches that I naturally flinched.

Then she started walking again, like punching me in the balls was no big deal. I tried to follow her, but I was hobbled over in pain. I eventually caught up to her and kept walking. She didn't say a word.

As we got the the corner where I was turning right and she was turning left, she gave my nuts one more solid back hand punch. I almost fell over in pain as I stumbled away from her. I managed to look back as she walked away. She looked so hot as she walked. She did not look back. She was so confident. I continued to stumble along in pain, and did notice there were a few people around that had to see what happened, but I didn't care. I was proud to provide my balls for her to punch.

CBT Target

For any Mistresses out there that want to practice some CBT, feel free to use this pic of my tiny penis and balls for target practice.

Shrinkage?

Here's a pic of my little dick after I spashed ice water all over it. I would say it looks small because of shrinkage, but it always looks like that. Actually, I was a little excited to be taking a picture, so it isn't at its absolute smallest.

Almost 4 Inches!

Wow...I almost measure at 4 inches in this pic!

Small Penis Handicaps...Peeing with a Tiny Dick

There are a lot of problems that come with having a really small penis. Obviously, it is difficult, if not impossible, to please a woman with a dick as small as mine. Another problem is finding condoms small enough to stay on my little penis. And there is the humiliation you feel when showering in a locker room and you're the smallest dick there. But there is another problem that all little-dicked guys have to deal with on a daily basis.....it's hard to pee with a small penis.

My Mistress has decided that I should pee sitting down from now on. It makes sense really, since men stand to pee, men have dicks, and my penis is closer to a clit than a dick. Every time I sit down to pee it reminds me of how pathetic my clit-dick is.

Standing to pee when your as small as I am is difficult. I'm only an inch or so long when soft, so I have to make sure I pull my little nub out as far as possible when I piss. I also have to make sure that the open fly of my pants is pushed back and away. I can't casually whip it out and go like most men. I have to make a conscious effort to get my pants out of the way.

Even if I get my baby-dick past my pants, I have to make sure I hit the toilet. I have to remember to get as close to the toilet as possible, and lean forward. Otherwise I dribble in the front of the rim or on the floor. I hate making a mess in my bathroom at home. And if I'm not careful, that's what happens. I doubt men with normal sized dicks have to clean the floor after every time they pee.

Another problem is public restrooms. I hate them. My dick is so small that I am embarrassed to pee in public urinals. I know most guys aren't looking, but I still get too nervous to go. It makes trips to the bathroom in crowded public places like bars, stadiums, and airports very difficult. I always think everyone who sees me go into a stall thinks I'm some kind of wimp that is scared to pee in public, which I am.

When I do manage to pee standing up without making a mess of my pants or the floor, I always get a little pee on my fingers. I don't have much of a dick to shake when I'm done, and it is so short that my fingers are really close to the end, so they always get some pee on them. I'm always amazed at the guys that don't wash their hands after pissing. It's really gross, but I assume there dicks are big enough that they can hold them at the base and still be far away from the pee stream.

So peeing sitting down is a better option, but it is still not perfect. You would think with a clit-dick I would be able to pee like a girl, but there is a problem. My flaccid penis is so short that it points instead of hangs. So I have to remember to push it down when I sit on the toilet. Otherwise the pee goes straight forward from my little acorn of a soft wiener, and can go over the front rim of the toilet. This makes a huge mess and is way worse than dribbling on the floor. It splashes all over the back of my legs and the pants I am wearing, and runs down the front of the toilet bowl too. I can clean up the toilet bowl, but getting the back of my pant legs covered in piss can only be fixed by doing laundry. And it looks odd to change your pants in the middle of the day for no reason. Imagine trying to explain that since you have a tiny penis, you have to sit to pee, but even that doesn't always work and you pissed all over yourself. It's humiliating.

This happened to me the other day, but luckily I was still wearing my PJ's so I didn't have to change pants in the middle of the day. The worst was when it happened on the first day of a long weekend trip, and I ruined one of the two pairs of pants I had packed.

So as you can see, having a tiny penis is a real handicap. It's more than the just the humiliation of being an inadequate sexual partner. It makes simple things like taking a leak very difficult. My penis is very pathetic and doesn't even function like a normal penis does. How sad.