Saturday, January 31, 2015

Diarrhea Public Humiliation...It's Coming Out!

Lady Madeline wanted TP to humiliate himself in public today, so she instructed TP to do the "diarrhea thing". That is when TP asks a stranger to point out the nearest bathroom, but in a very urgent and embarrassing way. TP is to  look desperate, act like he is trying to hold it in, and declare that he has very bad diarrhea that is "coming out". Mistress wants TP to awkwardly offer more information than necessary and to look very stupid as he does this. So TP did this today at a pet store. TP was recording a video as he went up to a cute girl, and this is the result. You can't really see anything because TP had his phone by his side, but you can hear the conversation.

You can probably hear TP asking about the bathroom and saying the diarrhea is coming out. TP said that a few times, and every time he did the girl gave him a really weird look. She thought TP was a freak! But she did tell TP where the bathroom was, and the code to get in, before he ran off. She really thought TP was a weirdo.

Later when TP came out of the bathroom he saw the same girl talking to two other workers, a guy and a girl. TP stood out of their site in the aisle across from them to try and hear what they were talking about. The guy left, and gave TP a strange look as he passed him. This left the two girls to talk. TP could not hear exactly what they said, but he heard a lot of giggling and then really loud laughter.

TP did his shopping, then walked passed them as he was leaving the store, and got more strange looks from them. He looked back as he went to make his purchase, and they were still staring at TP from across the store like he was a crazy person. They watched TP all the way up to the cash register and then out of the front door.

It was clear that they were talking about, and laughing at TP, and every worker in the store probably now knows about the weird guy that told her he almost shit his pants.

Lady Madeline found this to be very funny.