New Rules....No Masturbation Talk, It's Gross

Recently my Mistress had an encounter with someone that offered up way too much information about his masturbation habits. Even though this guy was not unattractive, unlike me, she was disgusted by hearing his little secret. Unfortunately, my Mistress is not able to boss around every male on the planet. But she can order me around, so she is taking out her frustrations on me.

So for the month of February, I am not allowed to talk about my masturbation habits. It really is gross for anyone that reads my blog or twitter to have to hear about rubbing my pathetic, disgusting little nub of a penis. Mistress always controls how and when I masturbate, and how and when I release, but that doesn't mean anyone wants to hear the details. My tiny cock is so revolting that I am sure it makes everyone sick when they read about using two fingers to tug on it.

I am supposed to mention, just once, that I am allowed to release twice a week and eat all of it every time. I am also allowed to edge twice.

I can mention that I have blue balls or that I am frustrated, but no mention of how or when I play with my baby dick.

So the "no masturbation talk" rule is in effect starting.....now!

small dick or big clit?

My flaccid penis is so small that it looks like a big oversized clit. Look at this comparison. The first pic is my tiny penis in see through panties. The second one is a huge clit. Not that different really.

condom comparison

One of the bad things about having a small penis is finding condoms that work. Regular sized ones slip off of my small dick, and that is a major problem. Take a look at this condom comparison. The one on the left is a normal condom for a normal man. The one in the middle is a small condom. Well, they call them "snugger fit" because most guys would be too embarrassed to buy a small condom, even though that is what it is. It is a little shorter than the normal condom, but that is because the length is not really a big deal. You just unroll it as far as you need, so it can be any length really. The smallness is more in the width. I think you can tell the middle one is narrower. You can definitely tell the opening is smaller.

So what about the condom on the right? Well that is a small condom, but it is only unrolled as far as I need it to cover my small penis. That really puts it in perspective. I only need that much condom to cover my tiny dick, and it is a lot less than the other two.

small erection

This is my erect penis.....yeah it's hard. I know it is only as big as most flaccid dicks, but that is as big as it gets. I like to say it is four inches, but to be honest that is probably exaggerating a little. It is actually a little under four, which I think officially makes it tiny.

Look how small it is compared to my hand, which isn't very big either. It looks pretty thin too, don't you think?

small flaccid penis

So to start off, I'm going to post a couple of pictures of my small flaccid penis. My measurements when soft vary, but it is usually about an inch to an inch and a half long.


My tiny dick is smaller than my balls!

Here is another one...

Pretty small, huh?

fat guy with a tiny dick

This blog is going to be about being a fat guy with a tiny dick. Stay tuned for pics and stories and whatever else relates to being a fat ass with a little tiny pecker.