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Animal Rights

My Mistress, Lady Madeline, uses her control over me for more than just her amusement. She also has me spend time writing complaint letters to companies that test on animals. This is a cause that is important to her, and being an animal lover myself, is also important to me.

Here is a list of some the companies that Mr. TinyPrick has written to so far.

Acuvue (Johnson & Johnson)
Aquafresh (GlaxoSmithKline)
Aveeno (Johnson & Johnson)
Axe (Unilever)
Band-Aid (Johnson & Johnson)
Braun (Procter & Gamble)

Christina Aguilera Perfumes (Procter & Gamble)
Church & Dwight (Arm & Hammer)
Clearasil (Reckitt Benckiser)
Clorox
Drano (S.C. Johnson)

Dry Idea (Dial)
Dunhill Fragrances (Procter & Gamble)
Easy-Off (Reckitt Benckiser)
Edge (S.C. Johnson)
Ever Clean (Clorox)

Fantastik (S.C. Johnson)
Febreze (Procter & Gamble)
Fekkai (Procter & Gamble)
Finish (Reckitt Benckiser)
Formula 409 (Clorox)

Fresh Step (Clorox)
Gillette (Proctore & Gamble)
Glad (Clorox)
Green Works (Clorox)

Head & Shoulders (Procter & Gamble)
Hugo Boss (Procter & Gamble)
Johnon & Johnson
L'Oreal

Mary Kay
Mead
Mennen (Colgate- Palmolive Co.)
Merck

Mop & Glo (Reckitt Benckiser)
Natural Instincts (Procter & Gamble)
Nature's Source (SC Johnson)
Neutrogena (Johnson & Johnson)

Nu Skin International
Off (S.C. Johnson)
Olay (Procter & Gamble)
Old English (Reckett Benckiser)
Old Spice (Procter & Gamble)
Oomph! (Clorox)
Oral-B (Procter & Gamble)
Oust (S.C. Johnson)
Oxiclean (Church & Dwight)
Pampers (Procter & Gamble)

Pantene (Procter & Gamble)
Pearl Drops (Church & Dwight)
Pfizer
Pine-Sol (Clorox)

Piz Buin (Johnson & Johnson)
Pledge (S.C. Johnson)
Puffs (Proctor & Gamble)
Purell (Johnson & Johnson)

Purex (Dial)
Purpose (Johnson & Johnson)
Raid (S.C. Johnson)
Ralph Lauren Fragrances (L'Oreal)

Reach (Johnson & Johnson)
Reckitt Benckiser
Redken (L'Oreal)
Rembrandt (Johnson & Johnson)

ReNu (Bausch + Lomb)
Renuzit (Dial)
Resolve (Reckitt Benckiser)
Revlon

Rid-X (Reckitt Benckiser)
Right Guard (Dial)
Rogaine (Johnson & Johnson)
S.O.S. (Clorox)

Scoop Away (Clorox)
Reckitt Benckiser
Scope (Procter & Gamble)
Scrubbing Bubbles (S.C. Johnson)

Sebastian Professional (Procter & Gamble)
Secret (Procter & Gamble)
Shiseido Cosmetics
Shout (S.C. Johnson)

Shower to Shower (Johnson & Johnson)
Shu Uemera (L'Oreal)
Skin ID (Johnson & Johnson)
Skintimate (S.C. Johnson)

Soft & Dri (Dial)
Stayfree (Johnson & Johnson)
Tide (Procter & Gamble)
Vaseline (Unilever)

Vicks (Procter & Gamble)
Windex (S.C. Johnson)
Woolite (Reckitt Benckiser)
Zest (Procter & Gamble)

3M
Aim (Church & Dwight)
Air Wick (Reckitt Benckiser)
Alberto Culver (Unilever)

Almay (Revlon)
Ambi (Johnson & Johnson)
Always (Procter & Gamble)
Arm & Hammer (Church & Dwight)
Armor All (Clorox)
Arrid (Church & Dwight)
Aussie (Procter & Gamble)
Avon Products, Inc.
Bic Corporation
Biotherm (L'Oreal)

Calgon (Reckitt Benckiser)
Carefree (Johnson & Johnson)
Caudalie USA, Inc.
Clairol (Procter & Gamble)

Clean & Clear (Johnson & Johnson)
Close-up (Church & Dwight)
Comfort (Unilever)
Crest (Procter & Gamble)

DDF Skincare (Procter & Gamble)
Dial Corporation
Dove (Unilever)
Downey (Procter & Gamble)

Garnier (L'Oreal)
Giorgio Armani Beauty (L'Oreal)
Gucci Fragrances (Procter & Gamble)
Helena Rubinstein (L'Oreal)
Herbal Essences (Procter & Gamble)
Hoyu
Iams (Procter & Gamble)
Ivory (Procter & Gamble)
Jurlique Pure Skin Care
K.Y. (Johnson & Johnson)

Kaboom (Church & Dwight)
Kerastase (L'Oreal)
Kiehl's (L'Oreal)
L'Occitane

Lacoste Fragrances (Procter & Gamble)
Lancome (L'Oreal)
LaRoche Posay (L'Oreal)
Lever Bros. (Unilever)

Liquid Plumr (Clorox)
Listerine (Johnson & Johnson)
Lysol (Reckitt Benckiser)
M.A.C. Cosmetics (Estee Lauder)
Mary Kay
Matrix Essentials (L'Oreal)
Max Factor (Procter & Gamble)
Maybelline (L'Oreal)
Mentadent (Church & Dwight)

Mizani (L'Oreal)
Mr. Clean (Procter & Gamble)
Nair (Church & Dwight)
New Dana Perfumes
Nice & Easy (Procter & Gamble)
Physique (Procter & Gamble)
Pond's (Unilever)
Estee Lauder
Johnson & Johnson
3M
Church & Dwight
Sensodyne (Glaxo Smith Kline)
Suave (Unilever)
Revlon
Avon
Swiffer (Procter & Gamble)
Tilex (Clorox)
Blue Buffalo
Tommy Hilfiger
Veet (rRckitt Benckiser)
Vichy (L'Oreal)
Vidal Sasson (Procter & Gamble)
Viktor & Rolf (L'Oreal)
Walgreens
Yves Rocher USA

LIST COMPLETED, SO LET'S START OVER

3M
Acuvue
Aim (Church & Dwight)
Air Wick (Reckitt Benckiser)

Alberto Culver (Unilever)
Almay (Revlon)
Always (Procter & Gamble)
Ambi (Johnson & Johnson)

American Beauty (Estee Lauder)

Aquafresh (GlaxoSmithKline)
Aramis (Estee Lauder)
Arm & Hammer (Church & Dwight)
Armor All (Clorox)

Arrid (Church & Dwight)
Aussie (Procter & Gamble)
Avon Products, Inc.
Band-Aid (Johnson & Johnson)

Bic Corporation
Biotherm (L'Oreal)
Blue Buffalo
Bobbi Brown (Estee Lauder)

Braun (Procter & Gamble)
Bumble and Bumble (Estee Lauder)
Cacharel (L'Oreal)
Calgon (Reckitt Benckiser)

Caudalie USA, Inc.
Church & Dwight
Clairol (Procter & Gamble)
Clean & Clear (Johnson & Johnson)

Clearasil (Reckitt Benckiser)
Clinique (Estee Lauder)
Clorox
Close Up (Church & Dwight)

Coach (Estee Lauder)
Crest (Procter & Gamble)
DDF (Procter & Gamble)
Donna Karan (Estee Lauder)

Dove (Unilever)
Downy (Procter & Gamble)
Drano (S.C. Johnson)
Dunhill Fragrances (Procter & Gamble)

Easy-Off (Reckitt Benckiser)
Elizabeth Arden
Escada Fragrances (Procter & Gamble)
Estee Lauder

Ever Clean (Clorox)
Fantastik (S.C. Johnson)
Febreze (Procter & Gamble)
Finish (Reckitt Benckiser)

Flirt (Estee Lauder)
Fresh Step (Clorox)
Gatineau (Revlon)
Gillette Co. (Procter & Gamble)

Giorgio Armani (L'Oreal)
Glad (Clorox)
Glade (S.C. Johnson)
Good Skin Labs (Estee Lauder)
Grassroots (Estee Lauder)
Green Works (Clorox)
Gucci Fragrances (Procter & Gamble)
Guerlain
Halo (Procter & Gamble)
Head & Shoulders (Procter & Gamble)

Helena Rubinstein (L'Oreal)
Herbal Essences (Procter & Gamble)
Hoyu
Hugo Boss (Procter & Gamble)

Iams (Procter & Gamble)
Jo Malone (Estee Lauder)
Johnson & Johnson
Johnson's Baby (Johnson & Johnson)

Joy (Procter & Gamble)
Jurlique Pure Skin Care
K.Y. (Johnson & Johnson)
Kaboom (Church & Dwight)

Kao USA
Kerastase (L'Oreal)
Kiehl's (L'Oreal)
L'Occitane

Lacoste Fragrances (Procter & Gamble)
Lancome (L'Oreal)
LaRoche Posay (L'Oreal)
Liquid Plumr (Clorox)

Listerine (Johnson & Johnson)
Lux (Unilever)
Lysol (Reckitt Benckiser)
Matrix Essentials (L'Oreal)

Maybelline (L'Oreal)
Merck
Mr. Clean (Procter & Gamble)
Nair (Church & Dwight)

Natural Instincts (Procter & Gamble)
Nature's Source (SC Johnson)
Neutrogena (Johnson & Johnson)
New Dana Perfumes

Nice' n Easy (Procter & Gamble)
Nu Skin International
Off (S.C.Johnson)
Ojon (Estee Lauder)

Olay (Procter & Gamble)
Old English (Reckitt Benckiser)
Old Spice (Procter & Gamble)
Oomph! (Clorox)

Osiao (Estee Lauder)
Oust (SC Johnson)
Pearl Drops (Church & Dwight)
Pine-Sol (Clorox)

Piz Buin (Johnson & Johnson)
Pledge (S.C. Johnson)
Ponds (Unilever)
Prescriptives (Estee Lauder)

Puffs (Procter & Gamble)
Purell (Johnson & Johnson)
Purex (Dial)
Purpose (Johnson & Johnson)

Raid (S.C. Johnson)

Ralph Lauren Fragrances (L'oreal)

Redken (L'Oreal)

Rembrandt (Johnson & Johnson)

ReNu (Bausch + Lomb)

Renuzit (Dial)

Resolve (Reckitt Benckiser)

Revlon

Rid-X (Reckitt Benckiser)

Right Guard (Dial)

S.O.S. (Clorox)

Scoop Away (Clorox)

Scope (Procter & Gamble)

Scrubbing Bubbles (S.C. Johnson)

Secret (Procter & Gamble)

Shiseido Cosmetics

Shout (S.C. Johnson)

Shower to Shower (Johnson & Johnson)

Shu Uemura(L'Oreal)

Signal (Unilever)

SK-II (Procter & Gamble)

Skin ID (Johnson & Johnson)

Soft & Dri (Dial)

Soft Scrub (Dial)

SoftSheen (L'Oreal)

Spray 'N Wash (Reckitt Benckiser)

Suave (Unilever)

Sunlight (Unilever)

Sunsilk (Unilever)

Swiffer (Procter & Gamble)

Tide (Procter & Gamble)

Tilex (Clorox)

Tom Ford (Estee Lauder)

Tommy Hilfiger (Estee Lauder)

Vaseline (Unilever)

Veet (Reckitt Benckiser)

Vichy (L'Oreal)

Vicks (Procter & Gamble)

Vidal Sasson (Procter & Gamble)

Windex (S.C. Johnson)

Woolite (Reckitt Benckiser)

Yves Rocher USA

Zest (Procter & Gamble)

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