My name is TP, which stands for both Tiny Prick and Toilet paper. Also known as Mr. TinyPrick...Fatty McDickless...Tiny...and the portly pindicked piggy & pathetic piece of property of Lady Madeline. At barely an inch soft, and not quite four inches hard, Tiny's dick is pretty damn small.
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Let's see...how many things can I balance on my erect penis. A matchbook. A paperclip. And.....that's it? Yikes.