Wednesday, May 20, 2015
Dick Drawer Slam
Lady Madeline wanted TP to slam his dick in a drawer. This really scared TP. TP was worried it was going to do some serious damage, or possibly even get chopped off. Everyone on twitter didn't help me calm down about it, but TP did it anyway because it was an order from his Mistress. It's really hard to hurt yourself, so TP probably didn't slam the drawer as hard as possible, but it did hurt. Luckily it didn't catch or get pinned in an awkward way, and there was no damage.