My name is TP, which stands for both Tiny Prick and Toilet paper. Also known as Mr. TinyPrick...Fatty McDickless...Tiny...and the portly pindicked piggy & pathetic piece of property of Lady Madeline. At barely an inch soft, and not quite four inches hard, Tiny's dick is pretty damn small.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
#Clitterdick, or a penis so small it could be a clit, is a trending topic on Twitter right now. I'm so flattered, because obviously it is about me right? I mean, if anyone has a clitterdick, it's me.